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    Summary

    Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

    Put your phone down, Tony.

    Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.

    NOW COMPLETE.

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