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FAO: All MI6 Employees
From: M
Subject: Halloween

Dear All,

Whilst festive spirit is encouraged and breaking dress code will be condoned for the purposes of said spirit this week, I must ask that you do try and keep it sensible. By sensible I mean, do not turn Q-Branch into the most realistic haunted house ever, do not drop from the ceilings in the accounting department shouting "Boo!" and NO REAL BLOOD.

Regards

M

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FAO: M
From: Q
Subject: Halloween

Dear M

But the minions put in so much effort! They're still getting work done whilst waiting in the cupboards to jump out covered in bandages and FAKE blood. It is fake. Promise.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine,

Q

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FAO: Moneypenny
From: Tanner
Subject: Please tell me it's a costume

Dear Eve,

Please tell me you know why Q is walking round in a cape. I'd like to assume it's a Halloween costume but you just can't assume with Q-Branch,

Regards,

Tanner

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FAO: Tanner
From: Moneypenny, Q
Subject: Who?

Dear Tanner,

Who are these Moneypenny and Q you speak of? We go by the names of Vixem and Rebel now. We fight crime by day and night and look utterly fabulous whilst doing it

Where there's a will, we want to be in it,

Vixen and Rebel

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FAO: All 00 agents
From: Tanner
Subject: M's office incident

Dear 00 agents,

You better be glad M did not have his gun to hand (though he really should have) when you jumped out from behind the desk/the cupboards/the ceiling fan in his office all covered in blood and horrendously realistic fake injuries which I bloody well hope you didn't "procure" from Q-Branch. 004's broken nose and 009's concussion and their own fault, you will all pay for any damage (and that includes the bottle of brandy that was thrown at 007's head) and you will all be on paperwork duty for two weeks.

Regards

Tanner

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FAO: Tanner
From: M
Subject: Holiday

Dear Tanner,

Would you like to take a short period of leave? God knows you deserve it after dealing with this week. I hear Tahiti is quite nice at this time of year.

Regards,

M