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How Milton Stole Christmas

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>According to my calculations, this time of year should be what was commonly referred to as ‘Christmas’. The alleged birthdate of an important and influential figure in Christianity.

Needless to say, it is not his actual birth-date. Rather, it was propaganda. But I won’t bore you with the details.

Merry Christmas, Alexandra.

 

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>Have you ever read the How The Grinch Stole Christmas? Worth a read. Wasn’t too fond of the ending, however.

You ask Milton if he made the ASCII art but he doesn’t reply.