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    Dan Savage: So you’re getting pounded in the butt by your own concept of linear time.

    Caller: Right.

    Dan Savage: What is that like?

    Caller: Well, Dan, it’s kind of confusing. On the one hand, it’s fucking amazing hardcore gay action. On the other hand, last month I was double-teamed by the sociopolitical implications of Putin influencing the American Presidential election in order to install a tiny-handed fascist Cheeto in the White House, and by the historical precedents of Trump’s demagogic takeover of America for the purposes of personal profit and destroying all the best ideals of our nation.

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    Caller: No, I don’t mean like that. I’m in a relationship with a separate… sentient… flying… butt. My own separate sentient flying butt.

    Dan Savage: Congratulations. That is new. How do you sit down?

    Caller: Well, I still have my own butt. I mean the one that’s attached to my body. I just also have this other butt— actually, he's a clone of my own butt— that I’m having sex with. He just showed up one day and started pounding me in the butt.

    Dan Savage: In your currently-attached-to-your-body, non-sentient, non-flying butt.

    Caller: Yeah.

    Dan Savage: Can we call them Flying Butt and Body Butt, to be clear?

    Caller: Sure, Dan.

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