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birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Today is Public Announcement Service because okay we needs has talk tweeters

11:56 AM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Because in park while I minding own business be decarling ownership of tREE

11:58 AM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

(Is my; just ask anyone I declare it so am Pesident of tree)

12:00 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

EMPOROR of Tree. Branches is MInE, and Acorns, and eespecally goldfish CraCKers under Tree belong to ME, BIRD.

12:02 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

So esplain how Human justify just put blanket down on crackers that are not even belong to Human

12:04 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

What kind of cRIMInal builds picnic on top of Bird already having picnic with goldfish crackers where is justice

12:05 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

"Shoo" he say. SHOO. BIRD DOE NOT SHOO our feet are made for freedoms

12:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Not only failure to respct property rights and Law of Soverignity and RULE OF LAW

12:09 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Failure to Rspect ME, BIRD. Decendent of DINOSAUR.

12:09 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Observe! Birb has Feathrs what else has feathers is it dinosaur it are dinosaur.

12:11 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Human does not has feathers cats does not has feathrs DoGS does not has either only DINOSAUR have feathers.

12:13 PM - 30 Jun 2016

GoodHeadNoShoulders

@lettucerights

"Only DINOSAUR have feathers" @ProBirdsRights has a point.

12:14 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

@lettucerights I has six points seven if Beak is counted which is further proof of status as Dinosaur

12:16 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Mighty claws talons are signature point of Bird and Dinosaur can defeat any enemy obstacle

12:17 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Wait what Human is summon REInforCEMENTS? Backup Human and small Human and basket?

12:19 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

PICknick BASKET??? Are there sandwhiches in basket give them to me is rent for use of TREE

12:21 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Human may have BaSKet that resist even DINOsauR talons but cannot defeat _BIRB_ no matter how many reinforcements

12:24 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Not backup Human or chick cub larva(???) human can prevent Me get Revenge you ignore at your peril

12:26 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

When sandwhich come out of basket Human cannot defend and is be my

12:28 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Now Human is reading BooK to larva human what kind of picknic is this where is sandwhiches or croisant is also okay where is it

12:30 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Is this book about DINOSAUR???? This is picture of T-rex is basically my uncle we are family

12:32 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Why is Humans always read book for dinosaur facts give me sandwhich and I will tell you everything about Dinosaur

12:34 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

One: Dinosaur is very handsome Two: Dinosaur is hungry Three: Dinosaur wants sandwhich give me sandwhich

12:36 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

Oh my god; I’m at the park with Steve and Tonya and the craziest chickadee I have ever seen in my life.

12:36 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Yes Human it is correct Dinosaur is apex predator very impressive you must respect and give lunch

12:38 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

Like, the minute we put the picnic basket down, this bird just landed on the handle and started tweeting like _crazy_.

12:38 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Wait what you mean Dinosaur are extinct how is justify you tell larva human BOOK OF LIES excuse

12:40 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

EXCUSE

12:41 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

This is propogation of lies and erasure of lived experience as dinosauor of ME

12:41 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Also why is T-Rex no feathers and walk around NAked RUDE no Bird or Dinosaur is naked always feathers

12:43 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Feathers No SHOOs You do not SHOO T-Rex, like you do no SHOO bird he will not be SHOOed

12:44 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

Now the bird’s landed on the book he’s reading to Tonya and it’s screaming in his face while he tries to make TRex noises. #chickadeewrath

12:44 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

DINOSAUR are right here don’t ingore when I are tweeting at you

12:45 PM - 30 Jun 2016

Don’t Mind Me

@casualbystander

@bankerbrad pics or it didn’t happen

12:46 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

@casualbystander Do you think I would make this up? #chickadeewrath

12:48 PM - 30 Jun 2016

Don’t Mind Me

@casualbystander

@bankerbrad I don’t know if that’s adorable or terrifying. Should you maybe try to shoo it away?

12:49 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

BIRDS DON OT SHOOOOO no shoo

12:49 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Also do you think that is Dinosaur sounds because Dinosaur does not mammal sounds (cultural appropriation??????)

12:50 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Dinosaur has majestic and fearsome cry of hunting Bird do you need demonstrate I demonstrate

12:51 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Mammal sounds is nothing like clearly are you impress I assume you are impress and also respect

12:53 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

@casualbystanderAre you kidding? 1. Watching Steve try to ignore #chickadeewrath while reading aloud about Tyrannosaurs is hilarious

12:53 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

@casualbystander 2. Tonya is loving this bird. She’s grinning and clapping and Steve might think it’s at his TRex impersonation but it’s not.

12:53 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

What now backup Human opened basket get sandwhich wHAt IS THIs?

12:55 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

first Human make mockery of CULTURAL HERITGAGE of Birds and now backup Human tries to EAT BRIDS SANDWHICH????

12:56 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

@bankerbrad "chickadee wrath"? Really?

12:56 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

For those following along at home, the world’s most demented bird has just abandoned me and Tonya for Brad.

12:57 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

How is fair??? What is justice???

12:57 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

(Also, I don’t actually think this is a chickadee, @bankerbrad; it’s really obviously a robin?)

12:58 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

@dadness_evergreen Yes, really, are you telling me this isn’t the most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen? (and, it’s clearly a chickadee)

12:59 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Human is tweetering on phone and IGnorE????? How????? Pay attention when I are making demands!!!

12:59 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

Okay, now the robin is trying to steal my husband’s sandwich.

12:59 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

Also, it turns out Tonya finds watching her father try to defend his lunch with one hand while tweeting with the other while –

1:00 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

–a crazy bird tries to steal his sandwich _way_ more interesting than Tales of the Thunder Lizards.

1:00 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

HA! Bird is APEX PREDATOR!!! VICTORY AND BREAD BOTH ARE MINE

1:01 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Humans may steal crackers and deny sandwhich but DINOSAUR BIRD is always prevail!!

1:02 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

Holy shit. Have you ever seen a robin fly off with an entire piece of bread? Because now I have.

1:03 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

It’s still a chickadee @dadness_evergreen, but yeah that was kind of impressive. That piece of bread was bigger than it was.

1:03 PM - 30 Jun 2016

Don’t Mind Me

@casualbystander

@dadness_evergreen What did your chickadee do???

1:03 PM - 30 Jun 2016

"Steve No" STEVE YES

@dadness_evergreen

@casualbystander Snatched the top right off of Brad’s sandwich and launched itself into the air. (And it’s still a robin.)

1:04 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Bird does not retreat BIRD NEVER RETREAT just tactical withdraw to TREE with FRUITS OF VICTORY is bread fruit, I assume yes

1:04 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Humans know they cannot defeat they do not even try just surrender sandwhich to rightful owner

1:05 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Are amaze at total domination of BIRD who is best and most superior of all and eat bread in tree as EMPOROR of Tree

1:06 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

Aaaand now Tonya has decided she’s bored with T-Rex and wants a book on birds.

1:06 PM - 30 Jun 2016

This is Brad

@bankerbrad

(Steve tried to start reading about T-Rex again, but she wasn’t having any of it. "No Dino! Bird! Bird!" it’s adorable.)

1:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

Larva human apreciate yes bow down to most apex and handsome and best animal ME

1:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016

birdsrightsactivist

@probirdrights

VICTORY FOR BIRD DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:07 PM - 30 Jun 2016