The chaplain married Clara and River in a chapel outfitted for a reality television show. After they kissed, the chaplain made a sudden announcement. “That's all from us here at Surprise Elopement. Now stay tuned to see how Clara and River stack up against the newly-married couples on My Reality Television Show Wedding, My Wedding Story, and Best Wedding of the Best on everyone's favourite show for newlyweds, Newlywed or Dead! Good night, everyone!”
River grabbed Clara's hand and started running. “That title of that show doesn't sound good for us," River said.
"You can say that again," Clara added.