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When I first met you at Bart’s
Cupid was slinging his darts
I felt something in my parts
But I said I’m not gay

I’d trade my soul for a fuck
Even a lick or a suck
I hope I’m not out of luck
Because I am not gay

You asked for my phone
Collar up around those cheekbones
It’s hard to hold in these moans
Sherlock, you’re so freakin’ sexy

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe
I’m hard when I look at you baby
‘Cause I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe
And lots and lots of girls try to chase me
But I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe

You throw me down on the bed
You give some mighty fine head
And if you stop I’ll be dead
Although I am not gay

You’ve got me hard as a rock
I beg and plead for your cock
Fuck me ’til I cannot walk
Oh, god, I’m kinda gay

You stretch me so wide
Can’t wait to have you inside
Sink deep, I feel like I’ve died
Sherlock, you’re so freakin’ sexy

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe
I’m hard when I look at you baby
‘Cause I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe
And you will never have to try to chase me
‘Cause I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe

Before you came into my life
Thought I was so straight
But now I can’t wait
To have you for my date

Before you came into my life
Thought I was so straight
I’m coming out late
But I am so not straight

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe
I’m hard when I look at you baby
‘Cause I’m bisexual, so shag me maybe