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John John John

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Let’s start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
Your day may begin with early dawn
But my day begins in bed with John
John, John, John
John, John, John
I stretch and give a little yawn
In bed with John
In bed with John
John John John John John John John…

Come, I’ll make it easy for you.  Listen:

John, a doctor, an army doctor
John, the man who’s my best friend
John, my lover — and what a lover!
John, who’ll be with me ’til the end
John, who brings me tea in bed
John, who’s a phenomenon
John, the man I want to wed
That will bring me back to John, John, John, John

Now, idiots, once you have his name in your head,
You can sing a million tunes, just with one word, like this:

John John, John John, John John John
John John, John John, John John John

But you idiots think it doesn’t mean anything.
So I’ll put it in words even you can understand:

He’s the man I depend upon
Yes, I love him, John, John, John

John John John John John John John John John John!