Conversation Title: Fresh Captains Episode 13: Revenge of the Asymmetrical Haircut
If I say ‘no’ enough times, will this system cease to exist? – e. chikara
bughhh it’s too early for your existential crisis – f. kenji
‘no’ is futile. you have to say ‘fuck this shit I’m flying to the sun’ – s. kenjirou
fun fact: if you went to the sun, you would die – a. keiji
incredible. amazing. mind = blown – y. shigeru
WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT – t. yuuji
classyahaba: ok but
classyahaba: I’m in one of those moods
classyahaba: you know the one
classyahaba: where I’m angry but I’m not allowed to show it and that just makes me angrier?
classyahaba: you should all join me
classyahaba: we can pool together our combined inner rage
Hootkaashi: what supervillain are you trying to turn into today?
classyahaba: one that is a winner
Hootkaashi: shigeru you’re already a winner
classyahaba: don’t be nice to me I’m angry right now
Hootkaashi: oh ok
Hootkaashi: you’re a loser and I don’t like you
Hootkaashi: all jokes aside though, I hope you get over your anger soon
classyahaba: it’s not gonna happen
classyahaba: but thanks
futakuchis: yeah akaashi don’t you know
futakuchis: the reason why yahaba’s hair is always perfect is because he styles it with rage
classyahaba: it’s natural actually
futakuchis: “natural” he says as he wakes up at 3:59 in the AM to comb through his luscious silky caramel locks with five cans of hair product and a silver plated top quality hairbrush gifted from the gods
Hootkaashi: a) what the fuck was that
Hootkaashi: b) leave him alone he is angry
futakuchis: HE’S ALWAYS ANGRY
classyahaba: I’m not always angry!
shirabae: yahaba be like “I can be your angle or yuor devil”
classyahaba: now I’m even angrier
shirabae: point proven
ennosuffering: it’s spelt “angel”?
shirabae: it’s a meme
ennosuffering: man I can honestly never keep up these days
Hootkaashi: stop talking like you’re old
Hootkaashi: you’re the youngest one here
Hootkaashi: december 26 … an actual child
ennosuffering: I’m born right after christmas though
ennosuffering: because I’m the gift you never deserved
shirabae: shit man are you taken
ennosuffering: am I taken?
ennosuffering: aren’t YOU taken?
Hootkaashi: I’m taken
ennosuffering: you are?
Hootkaashi: taken for granted, yes
Hootkaashi: my name is Akaashi Keiji and I am suffering
shirabae: listen… that was good
shirabae: I relate to you
Hootkaashi: you’re right I get that a lot
futakuchis: oh yeah idk if you guys knew, but yahaba’s actually the youngest
futakuchis: he’s march 1st the year after all of us
shirabae: yahaba shigeru is a literal baby
Hootkaashi: oh that’s why he has such … youthful features
ennosuffering: yahaba is weirdly tall for his age but I want to touch his adorable face
classyahaba: one more word from you people and that’s it
futakuchis: LOOK AT THAT we’ve summoned him
classyahaba: my question is how did you know that???
classyahaba: I sure didn’t tell you :/
Hootkaashi: are we all going to ignore what ennoshita just said
futakuchis: you have a fan club. they’re cute I asked them
classyahaba: you … asked them
futakuchis: I paid them in pictures of you on that horse
time2party: late but I would like to start some discourse
Hootkaashi: oh no
time2party: REGARDING YAHABA’S HAIR COLOR
time2party: kenji used the phrase ‘caramel locks’ but I beg to differ
Hootkaashi: I mean
time2party: I think it’s more of a peach color
Hootkaashi: … ok no that’s even further from the truth than we started
Hootkaashi: it’s like…
time2party: it’s peach
Hootkaashi: it is most definitely not peach
ennosuffering: why are we debating Yahaba’s hair color in the first place? Does it really matter? Why don’t you just ask Yahaba?
time2party: ENNOSHITA!!!!!!!! MY LOVE MY ANGLE
time2party: DID U MISS ME
ennosuffering: I mean
ennosuffering: you misspelled angel
time2party: of course u missed me
time2party: CAUSE THE PARTY
time2party: TIL I WALK IN
time2party: cue beat drop
time2party: cue johzenji rave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
time2party: NOOP BOOP BA DIP DOP
time2party: loud yelling
time2party: loud screeching
time2party: sound of waves hitting the ocean shore
time2party: MORE YELLING BC WE’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE OCEAN
time2party: PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING IN SPANISH
time2party: THE SKY IS FALLING AND THE EARTH IS ALIVE
time2party: it’s the end of the universe
time2party: I’ve got karasuno’s captain in my arms
ennosuffering: no I’m going to cut you off right there
time2party: aww :( I didn’t even get to the best part yet
ennosuffering: please keep your fantasies to yourself
ennosuffering: honestly where do you get all this energy?
time2party: hmmm extracurricular activities ;)
ennosuffering: seriously? volleyball just makes me more tired
Hootkaashi: other extracurricular activities, ennoshita
time2party: u got it hoothoot ;)
ennosuffering: you have time for other extracurricular activities?
time2party: I have time for u if that’s what ur asking
ennosuffering: I’m not asking
ennosuffering: so why are we debating Yahaba’s hair color again?
time2party: what if I want to write fanfic
time2party: and I don’t know how to describe his hair color?
time2party: WHAT WILL I DO THEN
ennosuffering: you worry me, sometimes
Hootkaashi: he worries me all the time
time2party: AWWW SO U DO CARE!!
Hootkaashi: ‘care’ would be a bit of a stretch
ennosuffering: oh ouch
time2party: heartbreaker </3
futakuchis: what up my dudes
time2party: u wanna know what’s up ;^)
time2party: u should come over ;^) come see what’s… up
futakuchis: I don’t think I wanna know what’s up anymore
shirabae: I don’t trust people who put noses in their smilies anyway
futakuchis: shirabu said smilies
shirabae: that’s what they are though? smilies
time2party: babe … nobody says smilies anymore
shirabae: nobody cares
time2party: I care!! fresh captains can’t have u talkin like that
shirabae: smilies smilies smilies
time2party: u,, are cute,, but also a brat,,,
shirabae: says the biggest brat
time2party: who dat be… the boy in the mirror?
shirabae: the boy in your mirror, yeah
futakuchis: does anyone ever win with shirabu
shirabae: I’d like to see you try… bitch
time2party: dam kenji he got u there
futakuchis: ur right… I am a bitch
shirabae: don’t thank me, I was trying to insult you.
futakuchis: ayyy lmaooo
shirabae: ‘ayyy lmaooo’ all you want
shirabae: you’ll never defeat me
shirabae: not in volleyball, not in memes, nothing
futakuchis: what about in height :^)
shirabae: do you want to die
time2party: guys I’m
time2party: I want to fleeenf
time2party: I want you to haifnve
time2party: I want to fly ;)
futakuchis: I’m pretty sure that’s not what you wanted to say
time2party: no I want to
time2party: send you all pictures of my beautiful face
time2party has sent an image.
futakuchis: that’s... not your face
time2party: ;0 can u confirm
futakuchis: um yes?? I know what your face looks like
time2party: do u really …
ennosuffering: I want to fry a dumpling
time2party: wait what
time2party: that’s not the reaction I was expecting
time2party: but I’m flexible
time2party: I’ll fry ur dumpling ;)
ennosuffering: I want to submerge all the dumplings in sizzling hot oil and watch them slowly burn into a crisp
time2party: I’d submerge u in hot oil ;)
futakuchis: HOW DID WE GET HERE I WAS ONLY GONE FOR 20 SECS
time2party: 20 secs of hot oil madness
time2party: glistening golden ooze dripping down ur body
futakuchis: wtf the fuck is happenign
ennosuffering: ^ what the fuck the fuck is happening
futakuchis: ennoshita no
time2party: why is it hot when u swear
ennosuffering: don’t talk to me unless you use acronyms correctly
ennosuffering: and Terushima for your own sake, let’s just pretend this conversation never happened
time2party: what happened to the dumplings :( we need to finish the story
ennosuffering: in other news, where’s Akaashi?
ennosuffering: I need to borrow his business tactics handbook
futakuchis: are you actually ignoring me
time2party: give me hugs and compensation or a good time
ennosuffering: I have the sudden and urgent need to photocopy and preserve chapter 7
ennosuffering: “how to deal with difficult and annoying people”
time2party: why must you play this game
shirabae: rip in peace
Hootkaashi: ^ rest in peace in peace
Hootkaashi: I’ll send you the files ennoshita
futakuchis: I hate you all
shirabae: why are you sighing
time2party: gay sighing
shirabae: never mind I don’t want to know
Hootkaashi: ah, gay sighing
Hootkaashi: the sound of my kind of people
time2party: u get me
Hootkaashi: so why the sigh? any particular reason?
time2party: I mean ok u know how
time2party: sometimes u see girls and ur like HELL YEAH
time2party: but then sometimes u see guys and it’s like
time2party: LOUD AND HEAVY GAY SIGHING
Hootkaashi: so you’re having a sexuality crisis again?
time2party: I MEAN GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY
time2party: BUT BOYS DO YOU FEEL
Hootkaashi: I mean I’m not bi like you are, but I can empathise
time2party: ahhhhh wait is it ok to talk to u about this??? is it weird for u??
Hootkaashi: frankly this is amusing
time2party: wait I don’t want to talk to u about this
time2party: ur hot and it will ruin my image
Hootkaashi: it’s a bit too late for that
time2party: SHIRABU UR STILL HERE
time2party: JOIN ME IN LOUD AND HEAVY GAY SIGHING
shirabae: I don’t like the way you phrased that
shirabae: try again please
time2party: join me in roaring and burdensome homosexual breathing
shirabae: that’s not any better
shirabae: in fact it might even be worse
futakuchis: is it only me here
futakuchis: this is rare
futakuchis: someone come talk to me I’m bored
futakuchis: oh well
futakuchis: if nobody comes to talk to me I’m going to start changing people’s names
futakuchis: don’t say I didn’t warn you
futakuchis: so nobody objects to me changing their names
futakuchis: none of you care about me
futakuchis: you’re all fake friends and I am offended
futakuchis has changed classyahaba’s name to yahabae.
futakuchis: wow yahaba and shirabu matching screennames
futakuchis: never thought I’d see the day
futakuchis: yahashira otp
yahabae: futakuchi when I kill you no-one will ever find your body
futakuchis: YAHABA IS HERE!!!
shirabae: back off yahaba I’m killing him first
futakuchis: SHIRABU IS HERE TOO!!!
yahabae: it’s not a competition
shirabae: it is now
yahabae: you can’t make it a competition, I said it before you did
shirabae: you’ve got creampuff hair
shirabae: you don’t get to say anything
yahabae: I just did though
futakuchis: yahashira otp moments compilation part 1
futakuchis: I feel so loved now
futakuchis: all these people … screaming my name …
Hootkaashi: have you considered: not making it worse
futakuchis: what was that … I can’t hear you over everyone screaming my name …
Hootkaashi: they scream in fear
futakuchis: FEAR OF HOW GREAT I AM
yahabae: I call dibs on killing futakuchi
futakuchis: get in line oikawa junior
ennosuffering: alright guys
ennosuffering: long time no see
ennosuffering: but I have a proposal
time2party: UR GETTING MARRIED? SINCE WHEN
time2party: MORE IMPORTANTLY
time2party: AM I INVITED TO THE WEDDING
time2party: I would like to play the groom ;)
futakuchis: SMOOTH AF
ennosuffering: no, no, and no
futakuchis: ENNOSHITA NICE RECEIVE
ennosuffering: Volleyball references will get you nowhere.
ennosuffering: Anyway. Proposal.
time2party: ur proposing to me???? aww, u shouldn’t have!
ennosuffering: I’m not
ennosuffering: can you let me talk please
shirabae: let mom speak
shirabae: sorry mom
ennosuffering: it’s about volleyball practice
ennosuffering: I was thinking we could schedule like a round robin thing?
ennosuffering: so it would be like a mini tournament and people can win prizes
time2party: I heard prizes I’m in
futakuchis: something about this set up strikes me as weird
shirabae: says the weird one
futakuchis: I wonder
futakuchis: ennoshita this wouldn’t be because you need some sound and footage for your film project, right?
ennosuffering: I have no idea what you’re talking about
time2party: if I get duped, at least I get duped by a hot guy ;)
time2party: am I right or am I right?
ennosuffering: but anyway I feel like a fun little competition would be good
ennosuffering: you don’t have to go all out
ennosuffering: just get ready for karasuno to kick your asses
shirabae: oh you did not just say that
shirabae: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
shirabae: YOU TOO WITH THE NOSES?
shirabae: LEAVE THE SMILIES ALONE
ennosuffering: karasunoooo fightttt
shirabae: I’ll be there just to make you eat your words
time2party: I want karasuno to kick my ass … in bed
shirabae: get away from this chat you nasty human being
futakuchis: /revs engines
shirabae: you can’t drive, you don’t have a license
futakuchis: /revs illegal engines
time2party has changed time2party’s name to engines.
engines: baby you can rev me anytime ;)
futakuchis: dont make it weird
engines: vroom vroom
shirabae: what the fuck is this
shirabae: I didn’t sign up for weird roleplay
engines: ride me shirabae
shirabae: you’re disgusting
yahabae: you don’t ride engines though??? that’s not the point of an engine??
engines: ur ruining my dirty talk yahaboo
yahabae: wow what a shame
yahabae has changed engines’ name to TerushimaYuuji.
TerushimaYuuji: WTF DON’T BE BORING
TerushimaYuuji: THAT’S SO BORING
yahabae: do I look like I care
TerushimaYuuji: u know fuckin What
futakuchis: what angelcakes
TerushimaYuuji: shh not now honeybuns
TerushimaYuuji: this whole chat is gettin a makeover
TerushimaYuuji: I’M RIOTING
TerushimaYuuji: IM CALLING THE FUN POLICE
TerushimaYuuji: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
TerushimaYuuji has changed yahabae’s name to YahooooPrettyBoy.
TerushimaYuuji has changed futakuchis’ name to carfucker.
carfucker: well this is inappropriate
shirabae: disgusting DISGUSTING
shirabae: GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT
TerushimaYuuji has changed shirabae’s name to shitSON.
TerushimaYuuji: shit son
TerushimaYuuji: u need to chill
TerushimaYuuji has changed TerushimaYuuji’s name to ultimateBabe.
ennosuffering has removed ultimateBabe from the conversation.
ennosuffering: bam and the dirt is gone
YahooooPrettyBoy: a true blessing in disguise
ennosuffering: now, time to fix things up a bit
ennosuffering has changed carfucker’s name to NiceFutakuchi.
ennosuffering has changed shitSON’s name to NiceShirabu.
NiceShirabu: stop converting us
NiceShirabu: I don’t want this name
NiceFutakuchi: Ennoshita think I’m nice? ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
NiceShirabu: literally nobody thinks that
ennosuffering has changed YahooooPrettyBoy’s name to NiceYahaba.
ennosuffering has changed ennosuffering’s name to NiceEnnoshita.
NiceYahaba: OH GOD STOP
NiceYahaba: I DON’T WANT US ALL TO MATCH
NiceYahaba: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
NiceEnnoshita has changed Hootkaashi’s name to NiceAkaashi.
NiceShirabu: is this really necessary
NiceEnnoshita: isn’t it?
NiceYahaba: ennoshita I trusted you
NiceYahaba: trust = broken
NiceEnnoshita has added ultimateBabe to the conversation.
ultimateBabe: GUYS IM SORRY DON’T BLOCK M
NiceFutakuchi: Nice, Terushima
ultimateBabe: E I HAVE HAD MY FILL TODAY I’M DONE I’M
NiceEnnoshita has changed ultimateBabe’s name to NiceTerushima.
NiceFutakuchi: welcome back
NiceTerushima: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
NiceTerushima: am I missing out on something
NiceTerushima: what’s the joke here…
NiceYahaba: oh yeah. real mature, shirabu.
NiceShirabu: big words coming from a baby
NiceFutakuchi: using pet names now, are we
NiceYahaba: the only one on your team shorter than you is your libero
NiceYahaba: FUTAKUCHI! GET!! OUT!!!!
NiceAkaashi: oh? Hello, what do we have here?
NiceFutakuchi: hey akaashi what do you think of our new names
NiceAkaashi: I see ennoshita taught you all to play nice
NiceEnnoshita: nope nope nope
NiceEnnoshita: I’ve changed my mind
NiceEnnoshita: this is making my eyes ugh so much
NiceEnnoshita has changed NiceEnnoshita’s name to ennoway.
ennoway has changed NiceFutakuchi’s name to shut up futakuchi.
NiceTerushima: SHOT DOWN
ennoway has changed NiceTerushima’s name to BadTerushima.
ennoway has changed NiceYahaba’s name to SonOfOikawa.
shut up futakuchi: why are you letting him do this
NiceAkaashi: don’t judge
NiceAkaashi: let him be himself
SonOfOikawa: he cannot be stopped
BadTerushima: quick someone sing bad boy @ me
SonOfOikawa: what? ‘be my bad boy, be my man’?
BadTerushima: BE MY WEEKEND LOVER
BadTerushima: BUT DON’T BE MY FRIEND ;)
shut up futakuchi: can we not bring this song back please
BadTerushima: can we blast this song at max volume please
shut up futakuchi: ugh why is life so terrible and unfair
SonOfOikawa: shut up futakuchi
shut up futakuchi: why must you attack me like this
NiceAkaashi has changed shut up futakuchi’s name to futakuchi is ok I guess.
futakuchi is ok I guess: wow thanks akaashi
NiceAkaashi: you’re welcome
futakuchi is ok I guess: I swear you’re all doing this on purpose
ennoway has changed NiceShirabu’s name to shirabunbun.
shirabunbun: what the fuck
BadTerushima: THAT’S ADORABLE HOLY SHIT
BadTerushima: BUN BUN SHIRABU
futakuchi is ok I guess: omg wow why does shirabu get a cute nickname
BadTerushima has changed futakuchi is ok I guess’s name to futacchi.
BadTerushima: ur cute now ur welcome honey
futacchi has changed BadTerushima’s name to teru-chan.
teru-chan: im cute now too!!!
teru-chan: aw im so flattered thank u
futacchi: ur welcome
teru-chan: blows u kisses
futacchi: blows kisses back
SonOfOikawa: for the love of
SonOfOikawa: keep the pda out of the chat please
teru-chan: are u jealous yahaba
futacchi: blows yahaba kisses
SonOfOikawa: please leave me alone
teru-chan: omg weird question but
teru-chan: yahaba are u blushing rn
SonOfOikawa: what??? no???
teru-chan: dammit kenji try harder
teru-chan: I’ve shipped futayaha since day one
teru-chan: where’s my extra gay content
teru-chan: I need sustenance
teru-chan: I need to live
futacchi: I ship yahashira…
futacchi: have you seen the way they look at each other
SonOfOikawa: I ship both of you and death
NiceAkaashi: A ship war? In this group chat?
NiceAkaashi: It’s more likely than you think.
shirabunbun: yahaba x his shitty hair
shirabunbun: yahaba x his bathroom mirror
shirabunbun: yahaba x his silver plated top quality hairbrush gifted from the gods
shirabunbun: yahaba x his oikawa shrine
shirabunbun: yahaba x that wing spiker that he hates (read: loves)
SonOfOikawa: shirabu literally what the fuck
ennoway: so does anyone want to tell me what’s actually going on in yahaba’s love life
SonOfOikawa: please drop this immediately
futacchi: yahaba sleep-dialled me once
SonOfOikawa: I did no such thing!!
teru-chan: TELL ME MORE
SonOfOikawa: THERE’S NOTHING TO TELL
ennoway: is there really nothing happening down your avenue
SonOfOikawa: nothing. and I’d like to keep it that way
shirabunbun: why the fuck you lyin why you always lyin
shirabunbun: mmmm oh mY GOD
shirabunbun: STOP FUCKIN LYIN
ennoway: SHIRABU GO TO THE TIME OUT CORNER
shirabunbun: you’re not the boss of me
teru-chan: shirabu have u seen urself
shirabunbun: yes why
teru-chan: ur beautiful
shirabunbun: I don’t want to hear that from you
teru-chan: ur like so fukcign cute and I lov ur hair and its funny when u get mad bc ur face gets all … rosy and shit
shirabunbun: are you drunk
teru-chan: no I just have eyes
SonOfOikawa: teru preying on the setters again I see
teru-chan: yahaba will u give me cpr if I die
SonOfOikawa: you’re implying I would be around to do so?
teru-chan: don’t lie…. u will always be by my side
teru-chan has changed SonOfOikawa’s name to yahabasanchan.
shirabunbun: what is happening
teru-chan: I… will always love u…
NiceAkaashi: what’s going on
yahabasanchan: at this point, does anybody know what’s going on?
teru-chan has changed NiceAkaashi’s name to prettyakaashi.
prettyakaashi: slightly miffed by this change
prettyakaashi: I’m not pretty akaashi? I’m actually very akaashi? I kind of am akaashi?
prettyakaashi: this is false advertising
shirabunbun changed prettyakaashi’s name to veryakaashi.
veryakaashi: thank you shirabu
yahabasanchan: keiji did you just try and fail to make a dad joke
yahabasanchan: just asking…
shirabunbun: akaashi could never fail at anything
veryakaashi: that’s so nice of you
veryakaashi: it’s almost weird
veryakaashi: actually it IS weird
veryakaashi: are you the real shirabu kenjirou?
shirabunbun: am I?
teru-chan: who are we really
teru-chan: the sun will explode and the world will one day die
teru-chan: so give me ur number pls I’ll show u a good time
veryakaashi: when will terushima stop
shirabunbun: if he did it’d be the 8th wonder of the world
ennoway: so… I’m free this weekend, surprisingly
teru-chan: what a coincidence I am too
teru-chan: this must be fate
veryakaashi: oh look I’m free too
veryakaashi: what a surprise
shirabunbun: it’s a public holiday you morons
shirabunbun: why do you have to do this? why do you have to taint smilies in this way? it doesn’t need a fucking nose, it was perfectly fine without a nose and you just had to give it a goddamn nose like you have the RIGHT to dictate what a smily should BE, you complete and utter ASSHAT
shirabunbun: I’m logging off
ennoway: so anyway about this weekend
ennoway: remember that round robin thing I mentioned?
teru-chan: time place date hit me up babe
ennoway: well, you have to at least bring 6 people from your team
ennoway: but otherwise… karasuno at 9am? The entire weekend (or whenever you can make it)? Let me know if you’re coming though, so I can let my coach know and he can let the school know etc etc
veryakaashi: am I invited
veryakaashi: great I’ll be there at 10
futacchi: ooohhh weekend volleyball, my favorite
ennoway: can datekou make it?
futacchi: probs though I’ll need to physically drag pantalons out of bed
futacchi: I’ll get aone to do it he owes me
ennoway: who is pantalons?
futacchi: wing spiker on my team? 3rd year? looks sleepy and has lame poofy hair?
ennoway: what is pantalons’ real name
futacchi: pantalons is his real name
ennoway: well good luck getting him out of bed captain-I-don’t-know-my-teammate’s-names
futacchi: PANTALONS IS HIS NAME
yahabasanchan: late but seijou can’t make it
ennoway: bullshit get your ass over here
futacchi: WHY SUDDENLY SO AGGRESSIVE
ennoway: sorry that was tanaka
futacchi: I swear you always say that just to maintain your innocent and good image
ennoway: my what bruh fuckin fight me
ennoway: sorry tanaka stole my phone again
futacchi: you are not fooling anybody
yahabasanchan: anyway seijou can’t make it
ennoway: seijou can make it I asked kyoutani
yahabasanchan: W H A T
yahabasanchan: AND I WAS NOT INFORMED???
yahabasanchan: I AM THE CAPTAIN
yahabasanchan: WHO GIVES HIM THE FUCKING RIGHT
ennoway has added kyoutan to the conversation.
ennoway: tell your captain what we spoke about
kyoutan: fuck I told yahaba I didnt hav skype
yahabasanchan: W H A T
yahabasanchan: KYOUTANI YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS
kyoutan: I said we hav traingn camp n we would b nearby
kyoutan: im not friends w karasuno captn tho just the other guy
yahabasanchan: wait you have friends???
kyoutan: fuck u
kyoutan has left the conversation.
ennoway: yahaba that wasn’t very nice
yahabasanchan: you don’t understand, we don’t get along very well
futacchi: I thought you got over this? you guys became friends too, right?
yahabasanchan: im just a shitty person ok I get it
ennoway: don’t say that!
futacchi: haha yeah you are
ennoway: futakuchi, don’t agree!
futacchi: but you’re a shitty person with feelings ok
futacchi: just try and work things out instead of overthinking it
yahabasanchan: I was trying to keep my personal problems out of your lives
yahabasanchan: that’s why I didn’t actually want to go to your thing ennoshita
yahabasanchan: sorry again
ennoway: it’s fine, I’m sorry for pushing you. we’re friends though, it’s okay to share things with us, you know
ennoway: we may be a group of sarcastic shits but we know how to be there when it counts
ennoway: do you want to talk about it?
yahabasanchan: no it’s okay
yahabasanchan: it’s my fault anyway
yahabasanchan: I’ll make it up to him eventually I promise
futacchi: I just called teru he’s on his way to seijou
yahabasanchan: what??? why??
futacchi: we’re gonna fix this and you’re gonna come to ennoshita’s thing and have fun
yahabasanchan: no!! seriously you don’t have to!!!
futacchi: bitch yes we do
yahabasanchan: you’re a little shit
futacchi: I know
ennoway: hey, futakuchi? update me if you can
ennoway: I asked tanaka to talk to kyoutani
futacchi: we’re @ seijou and teru’s flirting with yahaba’s fanclub
futacchi: we’re hoping they know where he is because he’s not in the gym
futacchi: oh yeah we passed watari shinji
futacchi: seijou’s libero
futacchi: he says that the fight is about them not trusting each other on the court
futacchi: apparently yahaba doesn’t toss to his ace unless he thinks he deserves it
ennoway: yikes… that’s not good
futacchi: uncertain when this started
futacchi: apparently kyou said something about yahaba wanting to copy oikawa so badly that he lost his own touch
ennoway: oh wow ok I know the feeling
futacchi: yahaba obv did not take that well
ennoway: no kidding
futacchi: yahaba’s basically been a bitch about this one thing for days
futacchi: and he’s lashin out at people because of it
ennoway: that sucks
futacchi: yeah. and he feels bad about it too
futacchi: self esteem issues you know
futacchi: what did he call it?? setter expectations?
futacchi: but apparently kyou just thinks he doesn’t want him on the team anymore
ennoway: oh no
futacchi: we found him btw
futacchi: teru’s got him pinned
futacchi: but he won’t talk to us :/
ennoway: where are you?
futacchi: home ec room, top floor of some big white building with lots of windows
ennoway: tanaka’s gonna bring kyoutani there, okay?
ennoway: don’t you DARE start a fight
futacchi: I may be a sarcastic shit but I know how to be there when it counts
shirabunbun: it’s been awfully quiet
shirabunbun: not that I care but
shirabunbun: did seijou get things sorted?
teru-chan: I think so!
teru-chan: I gave yahaba many hugs
teru-chan: also I tried to hug his ace but the dude bit me :(
teru-chan: it was a good solid bite and there is now a red mark on my arm
veryakaashi: sorry I couldn’t contribute anything
veryakaashi: tokyo and all
veryakaashi: I’d be there if I could
futacchi: don’t worry, all you missed was yahaba being a baby as usual
yahabasanchan: shut up. I just get really caught up in little things ok
yahabasanchan: I didn’t think it hurt him that much and that was stupid of me
yahabasanchan: I thought he just hated me because I’m not half as good as oikawa
shirabunbun: what did I say about oikawa tooru
shirabunbun: one is already too much. two is overkill
shirabunbun: we don’t need more oikawas in the world
shirabunbun: delete him
yahabasanchan: you insult MY senpai in MY time of need
yahabasanchan: I get that you’re trying to be supportive shirabu, but now I’m just mad again
shirabunbun: mad that oikawa tooru exists
yahabasanchan: SHIRABU I WILL THROW A VOLLEYBALL AT YOUR HEAD
shirabunbun: with what? your skinny little baby arms?
futacchi: at least things are back to normal
ennoway: so are we all good for this weekend?
yahabasanchan: yeah! we’ll be there
shirabunbun: we’ll probably be there I’ll ask kawanishi
futacchi: pantalons’ real name is onagawa tarou
teru-chan: if I’m the first one there, will u reward me
ennoway: everyone’s in I’m glad
veryakaashi: I’ll be on a trip
ennoway: oh yeah! Have a safe one!
veryakaashi: can’t guarantee that
ennoway: die then
ennoway: wake up everyone!
ennoway: wake up everyone!
ennoway: wake up everyone!
shirabunbun: IT’S ONLY 5AM
ennoway: it sure is
futacchi: ennoshita… what the fuck… it’s still dark outside and I can’t even see my feet
shirabunbun: that’s cause you’re too fucking tall
futacchi: I don’t appreciate this cruelty at 5 in the AM thank you very much
teru-chan: I think it’s cute that ennoshita’s excited
yahabachansan: god itk ‘s t oo f uckoign early g o back to slep
teru-chan: and yahaba is clearly not a morning person
ennoway: I’m surprised at the turnout actually
ennoway: I didn’t expect all of you to be woken by notifications
ennoway: but this is impressive
ennoway: everyone’s here except Akaashi
shirabunbun: probably muted us for the day
shirabunbun: miyagi event and all
teru-chan: aww :( akaashi will never know how much I love them
ennoway: I’m sure Akaashi is aware
veryakaashi: I am
veryakaashi: both aware and here and going to destroy ennoshita chikara
ennoway: sorry for waking you up!
veryakaashi: you’re not sorry
ennoway: you’re right I’m not
veryakaashi: I’m going to eat my suitcase
Akaashi, who was lying and did not actually want to eat their suitcase, wheeled the item out of their house a good half hour later, and stepped outside the door to join it. The trains ran from as early as 3 in the morning, for whatever the reason may have been, but they were not overtly keen on rousing the rest of Fukurodani so early.
It was just their luck that Ennoshita had decided to wake the captains up at 5, because that gave them adequate time to gather the rest of their team, as well as call through to Nekoma – Kenma had sent them around a dozen death threats over text, but after replying with a succinct ’suffer with me’ they pretended not to see them – and arrive at Shinjuku station by 7:30.
They did a quick head count, as they were used to doing as captain, and leafed through the route map with Yamamoto.
“It’ll take at least two and a half hours to get to Miyagi,” they told him. “Do you think everyone is okay with that?”
Yamamoto suppressed a loud yawn, “I mean, everyone will probably be asleep! It’s way too early for this.”
“Karasuno had to do the same to come to our training camps, I’m sure we can make this sacrifice for them, too.”
“Yeah, but this isn’t a training camp, is it?”
“True.” Akaashi mused. “Ennoshita is the only one who knows we’re coming. Our coaches have discussed it though. They’ll be driving down later today to check in on us, so we should treat it just like a training camp. I mean, you’ve always wanted to try your hand at beating Shiratorizawa, right?”
Yamamoto grinned, raising a fist in the air. “Nothing like a good fight to keep the blood pumping!”
“… not at a fight.” Akaashi deadpanned. “At volleyball.”
“Oh yeah.” Yamamoto said, quieter this time. “That too.”
ennoway: you guys get some exciting morning activities
ennoway: help me set up!
shirabunbun: is karasuno even big enough to have so many teams at once?
ennoway: we will set up some courts outside too!
futacchi: why do we have to help you set up
ennoway: because we need to get out supplies and prizes and food and all that fun stuff
ennoway: and set up cameras :)
futacchi: are you sure this isn’t for your film project
ennoway: I want to record something so we have the memories!
ennoway: daichi told me the third years did something like this too
ennoway: just as a little collective group!
ennoway: but you know me
ennoway: go hard or go home
futacchi: up until recently, you always picked the latter
ennoway: shut your mouth
teru-chan: yeah kenji
teru-chan: now chikara wants to go hard ;)
ennoway: shut your mouth too
ennoway: come and help me set up already
shirabunbun: don’t you have a vice captain to help you?
ennoway: he’s asleep! Why wake him up when I have you guys?
futacchi: ennoshita you
futacchi: I cannot believe
True to his word, Ennoshita had somehow acquired many boxes of things, and they all lay unopen in Karasuno’s gym. He sat on top of one of them while he waited, clearly with no intention of working on his own.
Shirabu was the first to arrive, perhaps due to Shiratorizawa’s location and living on campus, and Ennoshita immediately sent the sleepy setter off to set up the nets outside. He grumbled the whole way, but Ennoshita paid him no mind – he’d probably be fine in an hour or so.
Futakuchi stumbled in moments later, and flopped onto a box being entirely unhelpful. Ennoshita, with narrowed eyes, told him to just start opening everything and folding the boxes into a neat pile to be recycled. Futakuchi started doing so for a while, before he found a box big enough to fit himself inside it, and started playing with that instead.
Terushima came in fifteen minutes later already holding a bunch of party supplies – and Ennoshita just sighed and told him, “Yes. You can do the decorating. Not that we need decorating, but you can do it anyway.”
While they worked, in various states of attentiveness, Ennoshita had to call Yahaba because it was starting to look like the brunet wasn’t going to show up.
“I’m coming!” Yahaba had replied as soon as he picked up the phone, a lot peppier than he sounded over text.
“How long will you be?” Ennoshita asked.
Ennoshita frowned. “Yahaba, are you styling your hair?”
“It’s natural,” Yahaba insisted. “No. I’m just eating.”
“Come here and eat. I have food.”
“I don’t want your food.”
“I’m coming, I’m coming!”
ennoway: Akaashi? Update?
veryakaashi: on my way
veryakaashi has sent an image.
ennoway: Hinata will be so happy to see Kenma again
ennoway: Tanaka and Tora too
veryakaashi: what about me?
ennoway: I’ll be happy to see you
veryakaashi: thanks suffer buddy
ennoway: no problem. Sorry you have to come all this way
veryakaashi: it’s fine
veryakaashi: Tokyo training camp is in a few weeks
veryakaashi: I’ll just pay you back then
ennoway: do your worst!
Akaashi watched the scenery passing by outside the window. On the seat opposite, Tora was fast asleep. Fukunaga was fiddling with his phone beside him, and next to Akaashi sat Kenma, engrossed in his own little game world, quietly tapping away.
It was slightly nerve wracking, still, to think that they were being whisked off to Miyagi and it wasn’t with Kuroo or Bokuto leading the way. Akaashi, despite being universally known as somewhat responsible, was feeling both exhilarated and a touch terrified.
Their last experience with Miyagi, without the comfort of a third year (now graduated upperclassmen) by their side, had involved horses and the menace that was Terushima Yuuji and Futakuchi Kenji combined. Not to mention the unending rivalry between Seijou and Shiratorizawa – Akaashi hadn’t thought it could get any worse, but was proven wrong time and time again.
Still, Akaashi felt a sense of unity with the newly risen captains. It was like finding people who understood the same struggles, and were fumbling their way through captaincy despite their own past experience or lack thereof. It really did feel like unity.
And as their gaze swept to Tora, blissfully out of the loop, they decided that the final piece of the fresh captain squad was going to be theirs to put into place.
When the clock hit around 8:30 or so, Ennoshita took his time observing his fellow captains’ work. Everything was more or less set out the way he had planned – okay, maybe there were a lot more streamers than he originally intended, but he could roll with that – and so he clapped his hands together and told the others to scurry off and round up their teams.
It was only then that he had made the call to Tanaka, who in turn called up Nishinoya, and the two were thus in charge of hunting down all of the Karasuno second and first years. Ennoshita called up Narita and Kinoshita as well, but these two were just to help him do final check-ups: read over the match-ups, make sure all the equipment was pumped and ready, sweep the floors for any leftover mess, and anything else that struck his fancy.
Leaving the scene to his third years’ capable hands, he shot off down to the station, ready to greet the Tokyo teams upon their arrival.
“Hey,” Akaashi heard, the moment they and the rest of Fukurodani and Nekoma walked out of the station. Ennoshita had been waiting for them, and was waving from his spot against a wall.
“Hey.” Akaashi greeted.
“ENNOSHITA!” Yamamoto shouted from behind, leaping forward to shake Karasuno’s captain’s hand. “Long time no see!”
“It’s been a while,” He agreed. “Come on. You guys had two hours to rest up. It’s time to get active.”
“Yeah! I’m pumped!” Yamamoto shouted again, and Kenma flinched at the volume. “Everyone! Get over here! We’re heading to Karasuno now! Time to pound some Miyagi teams into the dust!”
“Same as usual?” Ennoshita asked Akaashi with a quiet but amused murmur.
Akaashi sighed. “Same as usual.”
Back at Karasuno, things were growing hectic.
Thanks to Ennoshita’s careful planning, the first few matches were supposed to be casualty-free, but already, with Terushima and Shirabu facing down; he could tell there was nothing he could do to prevent any imminent deaths.
He ushered the Tokyo teams to the side, got them to store away their luggage and get changed, and hurried out to check on the current matches with Coach Ukai.
“They started already?” Ennoshita asked, waving his hand at Johzenji and Shiratorizawa.
“Couldn’t wait.” Ukai sighed. “Everyone’s been eyeing down Shiratorizawa for a while, so Terushima decided he would lighten up the mood by challenging them to a match. It’s just a coincidence that they were supposed to play each other first.”
Ennoshita nodded in understanding. He had written Johzenji up against Shiratorizawa, and Seijou up against Datekou to start off – because the Tokyo teams still needed to stretch and prepare. One starting earlier than the other was no big deal. They’d just play until time was up, anyway.
He told Ukai to let Yahaba and Futakuchi (as well as their respective coaches) know that they could start playing as soon as they were ready. Karasuno would start off doing drills, because Ennoshita liked to make his team suffer.
Ennoshita had planned to set Karasuno up against each other to begin with, and their second round would be played against Seijou. However, this plan was currently not happening because Hinata had run off the moment he saw Kenma, Tanaka and Nishinoya had dived off to greet Yamamoto, and Tsukishima was slowly inching away from an all-too-enthusiastic Lev.
Kageyama and Yamaguchi stood awkwardly to the side, joined by Seijou’s Kyoutani and Datekou’s Aone, but none of them were engaging in conversation. The Karasuno first years were standing, stock still, staring at Shiratorizawa and Johzenji’s match.
Ennoshita, wondering why his team was so easily distracted, decided he would simply leave them be for now.
After the first bout of hesitance, the games picked up quickly. Akaashi found that they no longer worried about where people were, or how the teams from Miyagi were perceiving them – the only focus the setter had was on their team and their team alone.
It was almost a completely reformed team too – the Fukurodani starting team of last year had graduated, five out of the total seven of them – so the only person Akaashi had played with for a good solid year was in fact, Onaga, and the two of them did their best to fire up their team in their own way.
Akaashi shook hands with all the Miyagi captains they’d spoken to – Yahaba, Futakuchi, Terushima, Shirabu, and of course, Ennoshita – and it felt truly like all the pieces came together. They were still on opposite sides of the court but there was no animosity between them; maybe a flirty wink from Terushima and a good solid grip from Shirabu, but that was how it was always going to be.
The thrill of volleyball came shooting up Akaashi’s hands, and they knew everything was going to be alright.
Of course, Ennoshita had never explicitly stated that there would be a metric ton of food, but as with all unannounced things, somebody had figured it out and word had spread, and basically food was everywhere.
And it was to be expected, really, but amidst all the big eaters consuming their weight in rice and meat and fish, the captains somehow ended up all in one place.
“Shirabu, behind you, Kenji’s trying to steal your food,” Terushima pointed out. When Futakuchi shot him a look of utter betrayal, Terushima just cackled and popped a skewer of meat into his mouth, biting down with vigor.
“Get your own,” Shirabu growled, shuffling away from Futakuchi’s chopsticks. “You could stab someone in the eye with those.”
“I’m a very careful person,” Futakuchi blatantly lied, as he shut his eyes and accidentally elbowed Yahaba in an attempt to cross his arms. He pouted and used both his hands to shove at Seijou’s setter. “Yahaba, get out of my way.”
“I’m not in your way!” Yahaba protested, looking indignant. “You’re the one that –”
“Now, now,” Yamamoto interjected, a heavy pat on both their backs. “Why argue when there’s food? Go eat, and fight later!”
“Why isn’t he in our group chat?” Ennoshita whispered to Akaashi, only just realizing this crucial detail.
Akaashi paused, a slice of meat halfway to their mouth. “He doesn’t have skype.”
“Tell him to get one.”
“I did. He doesn’t see the point.”
Ennoshita frowned. “You can be very convincing. Do you think you can make him get one?”
Akaashi looked contemplative, then bit down on the meat and hummed. “Sure.”
In the distance, Shirabu was chasing Yahaba who was chasing Futakuchi, and Yamamoto looked sorely impressed. Terushima had begun to collect skewers and stick them together with whatever he could find. Ennoshita didn’t want to know what he was up to so he didn’t ask.
ennoway: what a day!
ennoway: ready for Sunday?
teru-chan: Y E S
yahabasanchan: shiratorizawa better watch their back
futacchi: let datekou win
ennoway: you can’t just say that futakuchi
futacchi: it’s for good luck
futacchi: you don’t know me, you don’t know my life
ennoway: let datekou lose
yahabasanchan: hahaha bye
futacchi: why must you all attack me like this
The games went harder on Sunday; the competitive spirit rising with every win and every loss. Even though it was all in good fun, the scores were drafted carefully and meticulously, as every team fought for the top.
Sweating and heaving, they played game after game, punctuated by playful jabs at other teams and overall merriment; combined with their love of the sport. Even the managers got into the spirit, and collectively played a little mini game off to the side – perhaps to the distraction of many, but Ennoshita was glad at least his own team had their eyes on the ball the entire time.
In the end, it was Nekoma that came out victorious – to which Yamamoto hollered – and as Nekoma’s captain, he started to thank every single person they had played against over the entirety of the weekend. He managed to drag Fukunaga along with him, as Kenma dashed off to escape, and the two Nekoma third years made their rounds; Yamamoto yelling and Fukunaga nodding in encouragement.
The Tokyo teams had to take the train back home at 4, so lunch was an intense celebratory affair.
For whatever bizarre reason, Terushima and Futakuchi tag-teamed to kick off a wheelbarrow race; but after a few moments of observation, Ennoshita decided that he absolutely did not want to know how it was turning out.
Members from Johzenji were dogpiling, and Futakuchi grabbed his teammate Pantalons to try and knock them all down.
Ennoshita took his place beside Akaashi, watching the other with a pensive smile.
“Are you glad you came?” He asked. “I know it’s different. Not having Bokuto. Not having Daichi is weird for me, too.” He looked over at his underclassmen, stuffing their faces. “Not having Sugawara there to assure us everything is going to be okay. Not having Asahi there to rely on, and to worry about things so we don’t have to. It’s weird. Different.”
“It is different.” Akaashi answered, but it wasn’t sad. “It’s not like they’re actually gone though. Did I ever tell you the adventures of Kuroo and Bokuto after they finally graduated? If anything, they missed us more than we missed them.”
“God, do I want to know?” Ennoshita laughed. “But you’re right. I guess I’m thinking too much. It’s weird being captain. You tend to think a lot more.”
“Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about that.” A smile graced Akaashi’s lips as the setter gestured pointedly to the Johzenji-Datekou dogpile, crowned by their respective captains and being yelled at by Yahaba. Shirabu looked like he wanted to kick the pile of people, but wanted to remain cool and composed at the same time, so he ended up just glowering at them all with his fists clenched until Yahaba started to yell at him, too.
“You’re right.” Ennoshita said with a roll of his eyes, but flicking out his phone to take a well-framed shot of the scene anyway. “Forget I even said anything.”
teru-chan: good shit today
teru-chan: my soul has ascended
futacchi: is it because Akaashi touched your hand when he gave you a ball
teru-chan: I saw u skirting around u know who
teru-chan: wanna tell me about that? ;)
futacchi: haha no
yahabasanchan: ooohhh does futakuchi have a crush on somebody???
futacchi: butt out yahaba
yahabasanchan: you get to poke fun at me all the time but you never tell me anything
ennoway: give him time, Yahaba
yahabasanchan: aren’t you curious???
ennoway: he’ll tell when he wants to tell
futacchi: thanks ennoshita
ennoway: no problem!
ennoway: now I’m exhausted so I’m going to sleep for a whole week
ennoway: see you guys next time
veryakaashi: I’m going to sleep too good night everyone
futacchi: good night
yahabasanchan: sweet dreams
teru-chan: good night! think of me!
futacchi: shirabu go to sleep
yahabasanchan: ok but
shirabunbun: oh no
shirabunbun: don’t even finish that sentence
shirabunbun: every time you want to say something you think is hash tag relatable you always start with ‘ok but’ and I have had enough of this
veryakaashi: ‘hash tag relatable’
shirabunbun: I do not appreciate this
yahabasanchan: you know what fine I’ll tell you something else then
yahabasanchan: I lo
shirabunbun: yes, you love Oikawa, we know, you love Oikawa so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Oikawa Tooru, we KNOW, you love Oikawa you fucking love Oikawa ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE OIKAWA. WE GET IT.
yahabasanchan: lost my phone*
yahabasanchan: what the fuck did you just have that saved somewhere
yahabasanchan: ready and waiting??? who even does that???
yahabasanchan: shirabu, why are you so obsessed with me?
shirabunbun: stop making it all about you
shirabunbun: it’s not all about you
yahabasanchan: fight me
shirabunbun: I would but you’d lose
veryakaashi: why have we made 0 progress from when we started
futacchi: I know right
futacchi: let’s all just take a knife
yahabasanchan: WHY A KNIFE
futacchi: take a knife
futacchi: and cut a slice of cake to share between the two of you because violence is never the answer
shirabunbun: cheapskate I want a full slice
futacchi: cut two slices of cake because shirabu doesn’t like sharing
futacchi: and because violence is never the answer
shirabunbun: I want the whole cake
futacchi: DON’T BE GREEDY
shirabunbun: I happen to be desiring the perfect amount of cake for somebody in my situation
futacchi: what situation??? can you even eat a whole cake by yourself???
shirabunbun: is that a challenge
yahabasanchan: oh my god shirabu NO
yahabasanchan: you’re gonna be sick!!
shirabunbun: in the words of many before me
shirabunbun: go hard or go home
yahabasanchan: SHIRABU NO
futacchi: SHIRABU I WAS JOKING
veryakaashi: let shirabu live
yahabasanchan: oh god he’s gonna be so sick
futacchi: if anyone asks, it wasn’t me
futacchi: has anyone heard from shirabu it’s been 12 hours
ennoway: futakuchi what did you do
futacchi: nothing!!!! yahaba can vouch for me
yahabasanchan: futakuchi made shirabu go and eat an entire cake and he hasn’t responded for the last 12 hours
futacchi: YOU SNITCH
ennoway: okay does anyone want to go and make sure he’s still alive
veryakaashi: I’ll go
ennoway: akaashi, you are the furthest away and thus the least helpful person here
ennoway: futakuchi? yahaba?
futacchi: I’m too young to die
yahabasanchan: UGH FINE I’LL GO
futacchi: thank you kind yahaba for sparing my soul I will offer you a slice of cake for your efforts
yahabasanchan: I’m not doing it for you
shirabunbun: I’m fine
yahabasanchan: he’s not fine he’s lying on the floor and kawanishi looks uncharacteristically horrified
futacchi: I hate to say it but he did that to himself
futacchi: I didn’t tell him to do anything
shirabunbun: I’m fine
yahabasanchan: out of spite he got the biggest cake he could find
veryakaashi: dear lord
teru-chan: kenjirou parties hard
teru-chan: I can respect that
ennoway: I’m so very concerned right now
shirabunbun: seriously I’m fine. I win
futacchi: I’m not even mad
yahabasanchan: I’m giving this one to shirabu
yahabasanchan: he did his best
shirabunbun: fuck you I did more than my best
futacchi: NO NO NO
futacchi: NO FIGHTING
futacchi: WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH TO ROUND TWO
yahabasanchan: I’ll fight futakuchi then
futacchi: come at me bro
veryakaashi: guess who finally got skype after weeks of me passive aggressively sending texts that just read ‘the bitch club wants you’ over and over again
futacchi: akaashi… that was oddly specific
yahabasanchan: ok but
yahabasanchan: when does passive aggressive start becoming actually aggressive because I think you’ve crossed the line a bit there
veryakaashi: it’s okay I have experience dealing with his type
veryakaashi: the more direct the better
veryakaashi: now say hello
veryakaashi: to the one
veryakaashi: and only
veryakaashi has added GOODMAN to the conversation.
veryakaashi: captain of nekoma high
veryakaashi: yamamoto taketora
veryakaashi: here he is
GOODMAN: DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER ME
futacchi: A GOOD MAN HAS JOINED US
teru-chan: GOOD MAN GOOD MAN GOOD MAN
GOODMAN: I LIKE IT HERE ALREADY
veryakaashi: you’ll regret those words
shirabunbun: nice to meet you again
GOODMAN: IT’S GREAT TO SEE YOU SHIRABUNBUN!!!!
shirabunbun: I guess
shirabunbun: why are you shouting
GOODMAN: THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO TYPE
shirabunbun: calm down
GOODMAN: I AM HAPPY WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT
yahabasanchan: tora!! Hello!
GOODMAN: OHHHH IT’S YAHABASANCHAN!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!
yahabasanchan: how are you???
GOODMAN: I’M GOOD MAN
futacchi: since when were you so friendly with each other
GOODMAN: OH FUTACCHI!!!! ARENT YOU THE TALL ANNOYING ONE THAT KENMA HATES
GOODMAN: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT
futacchi: ok first of all
GOODMAN: I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!!
futacchi: violence is never the answer
GOODMAN: WHAT’S A FEW FISTS BETWEEN MEN
teru-chan: good man you are a good man
teru-chan: a very good man
teru-chan: we’re gonna be the best of friends
GOODMAN: THANK YOU TERU-CHAN MAN
GOODMAN: YOU ARE A VERY GOOD MAN
GOODMAN: THAT RHYMED AWESOME
shirabunbun: you can’t rhyme man with man that’s awful
GOODMAN: ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY SICK RHYMING SKILLS
GOODMAN: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
GOODMAN: MY MOTHER IS VERY PROUD OF MY BRILLIANT POETRY
teru-chan: don’t listen to him tora he’s wrong!!
teru-chan: ur rhymes are rad as hell
veryakaashi: you know what
veryakaashi: why did I think this was a good idea
GOODMAN: THANK YOU TERU-CHAN
GOODMAN: WHAT DID YOU SAY VERYAKAASHI???
GOODMAN: DON’T YOU MEAN… BEST IDEA
veryakaashi: can you please not refer to us by screenname
GOODMAN: WHY DID YOU SET IT AS YOUR NAME
GOODMAN: IF YOU DON’T WANT IT TO BE YOUR NAME
futacchi has changed teru-chan’s name to my boyfriend.
my boyfriend: high to the five, kenji
GOODMAN: WHY IS TERU-CHAN MY BOYFRIEND NOW
my boyfriend: good question!! when did we start dating, babe?
GOODMAN: I’M CONFUSED
GOODMAN: MY NAME ISN’T BABE
my boyfriend: ur not gonna deny that we’re dating? ;)
GOODMAN: I’M NOT DATING ANYONE
GOODMAN: IF I WAS DATING SOMEBODY I WOULD KNOW
GOODMAN: YES WHAT IS IT
ennoway: welcome to hell and I'm so, so sorry