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TRANSNATIONAL MINDCRIME UNIT: NONSTATE ACTORS
COMMUNICATIONS CAPTURE 11 AUGUST 2016 00:43:23 GMT
Arthur, Daniel Matthew. 73% certainty
Eames, Edward Calvin. 96% certainty
Threat Assessment: Low grade
Risk to Apprehend: Unacceptable

 

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00:43:23 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
Unsecured line but need to talk. Urgent.

 

00:43:36 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
wrong number

 

00:44:02 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
Open Whisper key compromised. Surveillance on Wickr.

 

00:44:17 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
sorry — who’s this

 

00:44:41 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
My mom knit you fluffy blue and purple socks.

 

00:44:54 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
go on…

 

00:45:33 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
JFC! I have about four minutes.

It was Instanbul but you'd say Constantinople because you're a retro-romantic sap. Afterwards, you blamed the breeze off the Bosphorus, I blamed the raki. We were fucking cowards.

 

00:46:09 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
safeword

 

00:46:26 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
We. Never. Use. It.

 

00:46:35 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
nevertheless

 

00:46:57 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
Avocado. Also, you're a dick.

 

00:47:13 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
so you’ve said — darling — WTH happened

 

00:47:33 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
Lem burned us. Morgan and Huang detained. I’m fine. Pissed off. Had to leave my loden jacket behind.

 

00:48:04 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
in future use of ‘loden’ sufficient to establish bona fides — aborting plans to fuck shit up and/or burn shit down — rendezvous at the place with the thing

 

00:48:31 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
Is this a Sorkin script? The place with the thing inadvisable with ID available. I can get to the place with that bathtub you like.

 

00:48:52 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
roger that — rendezvous in bathtub — caution please — bathtub does not appeal without you

 

00:49:07 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
Nothing appeals without you.

 

00:49:23 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
now who's the sap — fancy a bit of sexting so the NSA grunt can get off at work

 

00:49:34 312.555.4013 to +44.7700.900077
NSA grunt can suck my cock.

 

00:49:57 +44.7700.900077 to 312.555.4013
NSA grunt should be so lucky

NOTE TO NSA GRUNT — WANK ON YOUR OWN TIME — SOD OFF!

 

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