Hamilton is #Ham4Pan ; Laurens is Turtles ; Hercules is ZeroToHero ; Lafayette is Baguette ; Eliza is PureBagel ; Angelica is CngrtsAss ; Burr is Burr ; Washington is GeorgeW.
#Ham4Pan: (Added Turtles, ZeroToHero, and Baguette to the conversation)
#Ham4Pan: Sup my homeslices?
Baguette: I am not, how you say, bread
ZeroToHero: youre literally a baguette
Turtles: You also speak perfect, how you say, English.
ZeroToHero: (Added CngrtsAss to the conversation)
#Ham4Pan: What have I started?
CngrtsAss: i heard we were roasting our french fry herc invited me to the party
Turtles: Guise b nice…
Baguette: Angie has joined to burn this baguette!!!!!! We need more ppl to RoAsT mE
CngrtsAss: (Added GeorgeW. to the conversation)
Baguette: GWash can roast this ass
Baguette: I MEAN DAMN
GeorgeW.: Angelica, why have you aded me here??
ZeroToHero: oooooh shit….
Turtles: Tag urself I'm “why”
Baguette: I MEAN, SORRY SIR
GeorgeW.: Gilbert, plese do not “sir” me..
ZeroToHero: WHY IS THAT GWASH.??
GeorgeW.: No reason.
Turtles: i’m sCReEAMiNG
ZeroToHero: does it make you… unCOMFORTABLE
#Ham4Pan: Leave him alone. He's the boss of most of the people in this chat. (John, please, use punctuation.)
GeorgeW.: No, it's fine. You can cook me.
Turtles: FUCKIN COOK LOLOLOL
CngrtsAss: Uh, do you mean… Roast?
GeorgeW.: Isn't it th same thing?
#Ham4Pan: “Roast” is slang for making fun of or teasing someone. “Cook” is what you do to food.
Turtles: ROFL wash, my man, you make me laugh
ZeroToHero: ARE WE JUST GONNA FORGET ABOUT THE “sir” THING
Baguette: (Private Chat to ZeroToHero) shUT uR FuCkIn MoUTH HERCulES
ZeroToHero: (Private Chat to Baguette) kinky bastard
#Ham4Pan: John, do not refer to our Commander in Chief as “my man”, it is insulting to him, and our relationship.
GeorgeW.: Turtles, you ar John Laurens? You're datig Alexander? I am not a Comander in Chief?
Turtles: i’m fukciN crYin
GeorgeW.: John, wat is wrong with your keyboard?
ZeroToHero: oh my god
CngrtsAss: this is the best thing to happen… ever… thank u hammmmm
#Ham4Pan: YOU PEOPLE ARE AN OUTRAGE TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! USE CORRECT PUNCTUATION!
Baguette: Kill me, please. IS THAT CORRECT ALEXANDER?
#Ham4Pan: Yes, thank you.
GeorgeW.: My thums are too big for my phone.
Baguette: HOLY SHIT
Baguette: SORRY GTG
Baguette: (Left the conversation)
ZeroToHero: gotta replace him…
#Ham4Pan: Do not!
ZeroToHero: (Added Burr to the conversation)
#Ham4Pan: Hercules Mulligan!
Burr: Get me the fuck out of here I hate all of you
GeorgeW.: Hello, Aron.
Burr: Oh I didn't know you were here um…….
GeorgeW.: It is all right, Aron, I am one of the bros now, they have fried me.
Turtles: FRIIIED OMFG GWASH YOUR KILLING ME
#Ham4Pan: John Jack Laurens I will force you to sleep on the couch if you continue using that way of texting. You will also abstain for several weeks.
ZeroToHero: SHOTS FUCKIN FIRED
Turtles: bullshit, u wouldn’t last that long, baby’s too needy
Burr: Oh for fucks sake
ZeroToHero: SHOTS FUCKIN RETURNED
CngrtsAss: I leave for five fuckin mins
GeorgeW.: Oh, my…
#Ham4Pan: John, stop.
GeorgeW.: How do yu leave a cht?
Turtles: (Added Baguette to the conversation)
Turtles: HOW LONG CAN ALEX LAST WITHOUT DICK
Baguette: like 2 days
GeorgeW.: Angelia please remove me
CngrtsAss: You suffer with me
Baguette: George you are still here????
Baguette: (Private chat to CngrtsAss) REMOVE HIM I TRUSTED YOU
#Ham4Pan: Can we not talk about sex right now? Our boss is in this chat.
GeorgeW.: I dont want to be
ZeroToHero: not my fuckin boss lmao
GeorgeW.: What s “lmao”
Turtles: FUUUUUCK IM WHEEZING
#Ham4Pan: Sir, you do not want to know.
Baguette: Laugh my ass off
GeorgeW.: That's not possible
CngrtsAss: It's a hyperbole
Baguette: I can remove you George
GeorgeW.: Please Gilbert
Baguette: (Private chat to CngrtsAss) THIS IS SO UNFAIR HE SAID PLEASE GILBERT
#Ham4Pan: I can do it, sir.
GeorgeW.: Let Gilbert
Baguette: Goodbye Sir
Baguette: (Removed GeorgeW. from the conversation)
Turtles: IM FUCKIN DEAD LAF JUSY ASK HIM OIT
#Ham4Pan: John, stop with the incorrect texting!
GeorgeW.: (Private chat to CngrtsAss) Why must he cotinue calling me sir
CngrtsAss: (Private chat to GeorgeW.) I don't want to discuss kinks with you, Boss.
Turtles: Make me babe
#Ham4Pan: Perhaps I fucking will.
ZeroToHero: He just used “perhaps” and “fucking” in the same sentence
Baguette: I am dead
CngrtsAss: No, I'm dead. Laf stop calling wash sir
Baguette: I am I N N O C E N T
ZeroToHero: December 24, 2011…..
Baguette: DON'T U FCKN DARE
ZeroToHero: He is not innocent
#Ham4Pan: Please, tell us what happened.
CngrtsAss: Eliza told me about that lol
CngrtsAss: (Added PureBagel to the conversation)
PureBagel: Here we go
Baguette: ELIZA NO
PureBagel: Twas a cold Christmas Eve
ZeroToHero: I invited Eliza over bc she has no friends in NY
PureBagel: Lies. Anyway, I brought some wine
Baguette: Pls stop
ZeroToHero: Two bottles entered the house. Two bottles entered Laf
PureBagel: Herc and I soon wished we had gotten some of that wine. Because then…
ZeroToHero: Lafayette turned to Eliza and said, entirely calm, “I'm wearing a collar under my sweater.”
PureBagel: I froze. I didn't know what to say. What to do
Baguette: I hate all of you
Turtles: IM FUCKING CHOKING
ZeroToHero: She stared at him. Laf pulls down the neck of his sweater
PureBagel: It had diamonds on it…. And a tag
#Ham4Pan: Oh my god.
CngrtsAss: You're an atheist
ZeroToHero: the tag read “My Bitch”
PureBagel: Laf laughed, ”I am a good boy” he said
ZeroToHero: I called a cab
PureBagel: Herc and I left Lafayette, and went to a bar. Nothing could get the image out of our heads.
ZeroToHero: Merry fuckin Christmas
Baguette: I am so betrayed
Turtles: u r so fckn kinky Laf
#Ham4Pan: I cannot believe this.
CngrtsAss: I'm not surprised now, wasn't surprised first time I heard it
PureBagel: I am the innocent one, you piece of shit
CngrtsAss: WATCH UR FUCKIN’ LANGUAGE SCHUYLER
Turtles: wAit hOw d o U do ItAliCs
PureBagel: Secrets, my dear turtel
#Ham4Pan: NOT YOU TOO, ELIZA!
ZeroToHero: oh my god, here we goooooooo
Burr: what the fuck is wrong with you people?
CngrtsAss: shit, forgot burr was here….
ZeroToHero: uhhh…. same
PureBagel: NO JAAAAWWWWWWNNN HOWWWWWW
Turtles: secrets, bagel
Hercules: probs google tbh
Burr: i mean like… honestly? What the actual fuck??
Turtle: shut the fuk up burr
Baguette: ur the worst burr
Burr: i should gooo
#Ham4Pan: No. These fuckers should go.
ZeroToHero: That’s fucking offensive, Alexander.
Baguette: I, for one, am personally offended that you would insult us like that
#Ham4Pan: Herc, you used punctuation!
Turtles: baby, i thought u loved us
ZeroToHero: Lwave me alone shithead
CngrtsAss: herc what have you done?
#Ham4Pan: You were doing so well, friend.
PureBagel: ham, for like 2 secs stop writing like an old white man
Burr: (Left the conversation)
CngrtsAss: Same, tho burr
#Ham4Pan: Wait, can we talk about how kinky Lafayette is?
Baguette: I WISH TO BE LESBIAN ALONE!!!!!
Baguette: left**** oh god
ZeroToHero: oHHHHH DAMN I THOUGHT U WERE A GUY
CngrtsAss: jesus h. Christ
Turtles: laf, u came out
Turtles: i feel like a proud dad!!!!
#Ham4Pan: I feel like after the collar he shouldn't have to come out.
Turtles: ham, are we proud dads, rn
Baguette: Of U
#Ham4Pan: I speak for both of us when I say that we support our lesbian son.
Baguette: (Left the conversation)
PureBagel: HOW OLD R U HAM
Turtles: LESBOLAF COME BACK
ZeroToHero: (Added Baguette to the conversation)
#Ham4Pan: Look at my son.
#Ham4Pan: Pride is just the word he's looking for.
Baguette: (Left the conversation)