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He's not sure why everyone's so surprised when they play tennis or ping pong or squash with him, and he wins. It's just racquet ball. Okay, so he sucks at football. And basketball. And baseball. And even foosball. True, sport isn't usually his strong suit, but it still shouldn't be that surprising. It's not like he has a reputation for not doing anything sporting. Sure, being awesome at Nintendo doesn't really count as a sport. And he does throw darts like a girl.

Okay, maybe everyone should be surprised when he wins. Even he's surprised when he wins.