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"What do you mean you can't play? We have a gig tonight!"
"I told you, Jeff. I can't play on Yom Kippur. It's against the Torah."
"You're breaking up the band, man!"
"Uh... maybe Morgan can play the gig."
"No, he can't. I'm pretty sure tonight's a masturbating to pictures of Ellie night."
"Damnit, Jeff! I didn't need to know that."
"You're breaking up the band, man!"