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'I hate this universe,' Arthur said. 'It's bleak, cold and impersonal and nobody cares about anyone else. It's like the bloody NHS.'
'I care about you,' Ford said. 'I saved your life, didn't I?'
'Only because you wanted an audience for your flights of social embarrassment.'
'I'm never embarrassed,' Ford said, grinning. 'That's your job.' He patted Arthur's arm. 'Listen, I've been meaning to ask you something.'
'Hmm?' asked Arthur.
Ford got down on one knee.
He got up again and chased Arthur the entire length of the Heart of Gold, tackling him.
'So,' Ford gasped. 'Is that a yes?'