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The Pleasantness of Employment- Art

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Written by Keire_Ke, Art by Rohnoc

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His stomach and his brain were in the middle of a nasty breakup, and just now the stomach was in a hospital and needed urgent counselling from his next of kin, thus was leaving messages on the brain's automatic secretary, which the brain had ignored for quite some time, and only now managed to switch the device on.

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Karma didn't even bother knocking; karma arrived on a golden calf smacking its rear with a pointy stick, yelling something in a proto-Indo-European language.

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The book was called The Scarlett Witch, and the name typed underneath was C. Francis Xavier. 

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He was about to ring again, when he heard the lock turn and, having aimed his gaze at where he thought Charles' collarbones would be, found himself staring at a pair of very disappointing pink nipples, crowning a pair of pale breasts. Why were there naked breasts in Charles’ flat?

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 He found Charles looking at him from under bluish hair and through colourless irises. The moon sneaked her colour scheme into the room through the wide window, and took the sun while she was at it, the cheeky bitch.

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“Fireflies had taken the cave a long time ago. Every surface and every edge was dotted with small lights, which dimmed every time she took a deeper breath." - Excerpt fromThe Scarlett Witch

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There might have been an ancient curse written down on the altars of Cthulu, the uttering of which was only permitted at times of great distress to all mankind and its immediate cosmic neighbours; a word so vile that nuns would go mad just from hearing it and priests would spontaneously combust. Erik said that word right then.