Alastair: Youre some sort of sneaky..witch thief!
Morrigan: How eloquent.
Martya: Ok, I dont like you.
Martya: heeeey morrigan
Morrigan: I was raised to take men to my bed, use them until spent and then kill them.
Martya: So what youre saying is, youre straight.
Alastair: A gift? For me?
Martya: Yeah, yeah. Noone else wanted it
Martya: Um, hello
Sten: Grrr *Sten dissaproves -10*
Zevran: you know youre pretty hot for a dwarf
Martya: dude, you just tried to kill me
Zevran: oh please. That was HOURS ago!
Leliana: Another gift? How dear of you!
Leliana: but what I really love is...
Leliana: SHOES!! (also the maker)