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Rodney takes a moment to psych himself up, then approaches the hot guy standing near the body wash.

"It'd be a real shame if a guy like you had to shower alone."

The guy turns to look at him, hazel eyes bright with excitement. "Are you into conservation, too?"

Rodney, stunned, opens his mouth, but only a squeak comes out.

"I think it's so important to protect the Earth," the hot guy says, putting a hand to his chest. "I recycle my grey water and walk to work."

"You ruined a perfectly good pick-up line!" Rodney says.

John just smirks.