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2016-01-30
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Tingles Raveng: The Tingling

Summary:

Something is off in Hyrule. Tingle is a murderous cannibal, Link is an idiotic jerk, and Navi has no idea what the fuck is going on. Things get even more messed up when Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and other fanfic characters attack. Can this story get any more fucked up? Find out, on Tingles Raveng: The Tingling. Now on TV Tropes! Also, F U Tim!

Chapter 1: Humberl Begunnins

Summary:

Link contemplates the loss of a friend.

Notes:

I rided thes storry becus i lick Zalda and stufs lice that. Also evry otter fanfricten is dum, cuss im the best and u art!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Tingles Raveng: The TinglingTingle Cover

Wun dae in hyrool, Tingle wus madd. He wus tierd of peopole beein meen to him, and he wanted ravenge. So he starded killen peple and lafing at ther deths. Thats rite: heez bad!

Layder Link was sleepen in his bed, when he woke up! and then he felt something next too him in the bedd! It was Epownas hed! “Ow know! Knot my horsee!” sed Link the hero of tim. “It must be Tengle, and ill stup him!” Link took links soard and took the sord!

“Mwahahahahhahahahhahahahahafadhfdsahfdsaflh’dasfj.Tingle,Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!!” Yelled Tenga. Knao that Epwna was ded, he wood keel mor peple. “Hie” sed Tingels dad Guyde. “Wat ya do end?” Tingor repled, “yere all ways meen to mii! Now u dye!” “That is not a pleasant thing, and I would not enjoy being killed in an excruciating and gruesome manner.” but Tinkle kiled him anywas, cuz hes evel. He also ate him cus hes a candor bull, like Handle-bowl Lecture in Sirens of a lams. it tasded nummy, cus he lics brans and muskles.

At hur howse, Agitha (i forgoted who that waz, so in dis store shez Malons evel clone) wus pleyan Fier Eblum Awackeneng with har non-evel clon Malone. than she creyd when Maroni beat her. “All ghet u next tim!” sed Agitra to Sam Malone. “no way! I ken beet yu in iny gam cuz im culer then yo” sayed Malice. Den dose gyes plied gams lik Splatin, Cod Named STEM, Car Fax Asalty, Raymond Ludgen, and Hato Boyfriend, butt Macaroni beated hear evra tiem. “U no wat, i m leven rite no, cuz yiu cheeted, you cheter!” yeld Agrivla. But den the Tee v tened on anthe noose was on 2! “broken neus!” sed the ness goy, hoe was Batman! “Peple ar mettin terable fates cause of tha bag ghy Tergle!”

“Wev got 2 do somefin!” yeld Agita, but suddenly, her bug cage blewd up, releasing all the bugs. “hey bug frends!” sid Avrilda, but the bugs didn look hapi. “Were tierd of u keeping us as yor pets!” stated 1 bug. The bugs all took out RPGs and aimed them at Agitha. “Whater u doin?” she aksed. “But u were my Friends!” “We changed our mind. Now die!!!!!” so they blowed her up. “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” Malon scremed with Darth Vader’s voice at the end of Revenge of the Sith. “I will avenge you!”
Meanwhile at Tingle’s evil mansion……

A dark figure spoke. “Is our plan working, Master Tingle?”
“Yes, it appears so. Agitha is dead, and her bugs are now part of our army. But there is one person we still need for our plan.” Tingle held up a wanted poster, and on it was….Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way!?

Notes:

i hop you liked dis chapeture! I werked haird on it, and if u hate it, u die! Also, screw you Tim! the onle raisin you got a beter score than mii on the test todey was cuz you cheeted!