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"The ugly truth is that men are simple, all they want is sex. It doesn't matter if they're gay, straight or bisexual like myself. We all want sex!"
"No actually, the ugly truth is that you're not only sexist, but you're a disgusting, rude, degrading and imbecilic man whore," Stiles lashed out, realizing the way his voice has risen but not making an effort to tone it down, "the only people who watch and agree with this trash are foolish players who wouldn't know what it meant to be in love if Cupid stroke their dicks with an arrow."
He watched as Derek chuckled on the screen, pearly white bunny teeth revealed and glowing, "you know what? I honestly don't have time to be arguing with idiots who are still stuck in this fake fairytale world where true love exists. You can go on thinking whatever it is that you want to think about men and romance. But all I know is that men, they don't love, they lust."
"Well maybe if you've ever actually been in love you'd realize just how wrong you are," he hissed before hanging up.
(or The Ugly Truth AU, obviously.)