I requested permission to podfic this fic from the author, Inner Voice, twice over the space of about a year and a half. The author never responded to me, and does not appear to have been active on AO3, so I am assuming the story is abandoned. Inner Voice, if you see this and want me to take the podfic down, please let me know! I will do so, no questions asked.
Thanks as always to Paraka and Jinjurly for hosting!
Original Fic: here