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Robin Hood and Little John
Flirting in the forest,
Cute and sexy glances say
Come hither, wanna play?

Way to make it obvious
They're falling for each other,
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally,
Can you feel the gay?

Never mind subverting
Any paradigms for certain,
They're just squirting and a-spurting around!

Rudely interrupted
When a voyeuristic sheriff
Tried to join the boys as they were going down...

Robin Hood and Little John
Fleeing through the forest,
Phallic symbols flying by
To make it more risqué.

Luckily they find a tree
To carry on in privacy,
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally,
Can you feel the gay?

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally,
Can you feel the gay?