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Of First Dates and Sexy Fun Times (A.K.A. Derek the Slutbag and Stiles the Hoebag) by nerdfightingwhovian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Feb 2016
Stiles and Derek go on their first date in the Green Beans 'Verse, and go back to Derek's place for a little sinning.
NOTE: While you could technically read this on its own, to get the full experience of all the inside jokes and references reading the other works in the series is recommended.
"I know we haven’t gone on the official, ‘Hi I’m Derek, here’s some flowers, let’s go to a restaurant and awkwardly talk about our interests until we both get comfortable enough to have stimulating conversation which turns out to be amazing and they close the restaurant around us’ first date yet, but I’d like to. Uh, with you.”
Derek’s brows furrowed, “Why do I have to get you flowers?”
“Because you’re the one picking me up.”
Derek walked into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him. “Why do I have to be the one to pick you up?”
“Because you’re the asshole with a car in New York. Think of this as your punishment.”
- Part 3 of Green Beans 'Verse