Silly BtVS/DC Comics crossover drabble for tthdrabbles and the prompt "Secrets".
I Took A Single Bound And There Conclusions Were
"Who am I?"
Willow gave her best friend an alarmed look. "You're Buffy."
"Right." Buffy put on a pair of glasses. "Who am I now?"
"Um... GUYS! It's happening again!"
Several hours of verbal and mystical interrogation later, Buffy finally managed to convince her friends that she wasn't possessed, delusional, amnesic, switched to another body, replaced with a robot, working out existential identity issues, or drunk. When she was alone, she got out her phone.
"Hi, Clark? Listen, thanks for the tip, but this secret identity thing - so not me. I really don't know how you pull it off."