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Out in the Cold
From his hiding place outside the ski lodge Illya could see Napoleon, 'guarding' the woman he was with. To Illya, it looked more like Napoleon was engaging in stereotypical après-ski pastimes in front of the roaring fireplace.
Suddenly a large clump of snow slid off the peaked roof and landed on Illya with a loud 'thump.' He looked over to find the couple looking back, the girl with fright, Napoleon with amusement. Illya decided that on the next mission to the mountains, it would be him sitting in front of the fireplace with the girl. Or better yet, with Napoleon.
