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    Eggsy's called off on an emergency mission after his mum's already gone to work and the only person available to babysit on such short notice is Harry.

    There's a wobbly, suspicious sort of truce between them and it feels as brittle as the pinky wafers Harry finds languishing in the back of a kitchen cupboard.

    "Listen," he tells Daisy, folding up like a concertina to sit cross-legged on the living room rug beside her, "it's far too late for elevenses and far too early for lunch, but time is a man-made construct and really doesn't mean a thing, so let's eat biscuits."

    ETA: I thought I was done but there's one more chapter!

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