36 minutes, 44 seconds.
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Because everyone should live and Alexander should be bisexual, and because this story is so much fun.
Text message alert from this YouTube compilation. Section break music from "The Room Where It Happens," because it is the lone instrumental-only phrase in the entire musical. Thanks to jelazakazone for valuable feedback.
Feedback and constructive criticism: better than Burr's daily inspirational meme.