36 minutes, 44 seconds.
Direct download (right-click and save) a 25 MB unzipped mp3 file from Dropbox.
Listen to the full podfic:
Backup links: stream at Box.com or from the Google Drive folder linked above.
Because everyone should live and Alexander should be bisexual, and because this story is so much fun.
Text message alert from this YouTube compilation. Section break music from "The Room Where It Happens," because it is the lone instrumental-only phrase in the entire musical. Thanks to jelazakazone for valuable feedback.
Feedback and constructive criticism: better than Burr's daily inspirational meme.