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From: prime@tran.net
To: officers.list@tran.net
Re: Last weeks raid

Attached is a list of the missing cargo from the dcon raid lst wk. Missing material appears to be chmical in nature - supplies for chm warfare? Any ideas?

Attachment: missingmanifest_lush.xls

From: cmo@tran.net
To: prime@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: Last weeks raid

I had a look around their Web site and aside from maybe the salt, none of the chemicals in these 'bath bombs' would be harmful to us. I'll consult with Wheeljack though. Maybe he'd have some idea on how these things could be weaponized.

From: ironhide@tran.net
To: cmo@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: Las weeks raid

Why would the 'Cons need to steal salt? They live in the slaggin ocean!

You want my opinion, they saw the word 'bomb' and jumped to conclusions.

From: prime@tran.net
To: ironhide@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: Last weeks raid

Fr all his flaws, Mtron is not stupid. We shld not relax our vigilance. R, let me know what WJ says.

From: thejazzmeister@tran.net
To: officers.list@tran.net
Re: Last weeks raid

Anyone else getting srs whiplash from trying to reconcile the way Optimus actually speaks and the chatspeak way he types?

From: prime@tran.net
To: thejazzmeister@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: Last weeks raid

I'm merely prioritizing efficiency in communication, Jazz

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From: AirCommander@the_victory.com
To: LORDMEGATRON@the_victory.com
Cc: decepticons.list@the_victory.com
Re: YOU IDIOT

THESE AREN'T BOMBS

From: LORDMEGATRON@the_victory.com
To: AirCommander@the_victory.com
Cc: decepticons.list@the_victory.com
Re: YOU IDIOT

Clearly this was the humans' transparent attempt to deceive us. AND YOU FELL FOR IT, STARSCREAM.

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From: cmo@tran.net
To: prime@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: No luck.

Wheeljack can't make heads or bumpers of the ingredients list. Sorry, boss, looks like we're stuck at square one.

From: thejazzmeister@tran.net
To: officers.list@tran.net
Re: Call me Katniss Everdeen...

I volunteer!!!!!!!!!

To go infiltrate the 'Con base and find out exactly what they're doing with those bath bombs, that is. |)D

From: cmo@tran.net
To: thejazzmeister@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: ...call you what?

Only you would come up with your own emoticon, Jazz.

From: thejazzmeister@tran.net
To: cmo@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: ...call you what?

I got one for you too, doc. Wanna see?

From: prime@tran.net
To: thejazzmeister@tran.net, cmo@tran.net, officers.list@tran.net
Re: ...call you what?

Take it to pm's, pls, Jazz

From: thejazzmeister@tran.net
To: officers.list@tran.net
Re: ...call you what?

>:[-) - Optimus's face right now

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From: thejazzmeister@tran.net
To: autobots.list@tran.net
Re: YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS THIS IS THE BEST SLAG EVER
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From: LORDMEGATRON@the_victory.com
To: AirCommander@the_victory.com
Cc: decepticons.list@the_victory.com
Re: I don't yet know how...

...but this is all your fault, Starscream.

From: AirCommander@the_victory.com
To: LORDMEGATRON@the_victory.com
Cc: decepticons.list@the_victory.com
Re: Say that when you no longer look like a prismatic event threw up on you.

I'll be in the tub.