"Alex, did I ever tell you about an 'alligator suitcase' on a transcontinental flight a few years ago?"
"Uncle Puck, do I even want to know?"
"Probably not, Alex. I mean, it would just give you some blackmail material on your father. You probably wouldn't want to--"
"Hey, hey, I'm listening."
"Well, it was about twelve years ago, before your parents were married. Apparently one of your father's... acquaintances--"
"Someone he had screwed in some business deal?"
"Well, her name was Jennifer."
"Owen, we need to have a talk about what stories are appropriate for telling my ten-year-old son."