27 Dec 2015
"Well," Dr Kalonia says as she reads the results of their blood tests on the other side of the observation window. "I'll be honest, I've not come across this before in my lifetime. Your droid managed to find one of the only pure aphrodisiacs in existence."
BB-8 manages to look sheepish as he beeps out an apology from where he idles just behind R2-D2 and C-3PO.
"Don't worry, buddy," Poe says through clenched teeth. "We find it again, we can bottle it and sell it through the black market. We'll make a fortune and we can fund the entire Resistance on the proceeds."
Rey and Finn and Poe and sex pollen.