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Crane, 2015

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“Denny, what the Hell is this?” Alan demanded, pointing.

Denny shrugged. “Exactly what it looks like.”

“Denny, this is my car!”

“That I paid for.”

Alan groaned.  “Your largess not withstanding, I'm the one who drives it. I'd prefer not to be mistaken for a racist.”

“Racist, smacist. Someone has to call it like it is. You've just got a thing for the pants suit.”

Considering a more than passing resemblance to Shirley, Alan was a little bit surprised that Denny didn't. Regardless...

“Denny, I don't care. Get that damn 'Trump for President' bumper sticker off of my car. Now!”