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Amy S. @amysantiago1: Brooklyn Detective. Politics, News, Humour.


 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee: Used to be @fartmuncher. Pls direct all hate to @amysantiago1


 

Rosa @rosarosa: Rosa. Do not follow if you enjoyed the movie ‘Citizen Kane’.


 

Charles Boyle @doodiefoodie: Delectable delights and detectable delights. NYPD detective and amateur food taster.


 

E X Q U I S I T E @theginaarena: Shout out to my mom fr gracing this undeserving world w my presence #bowdownaf


 

Terry J. @theterrymachine: Fitness, Father of three, Detective Sergeant. Mostly cat memes for my wife.


 

Holt. @holt23466: Captain Holt. HEY EVERYONE PLS FOLLOW @THEGINAARENA OK THNX BYEEEEE


 

A. HAM @adotham: Right Hand Man. If ur here ab the politics pls just fuckin eat my shorts.


 

A. BURR @futuremrtheodosia: Break neck speed does just that. #Washington2016


 

I’M JOHN LAURENS @turtles_laurens: We’ll never be truly free/Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me. Donate to combat the international slave trade here #Washington2016


 

Lancelot @marquislafayette: Bonjour mon amis! Je’mappelle Marquis de Lafayette. Je suis le lancelot. Who’s the best? C’est moi.


 

MULLIGAN @hercmull: You knock me down, I get the FUCK back up again #Washington2016


 

Eliza @betsyschuyler: The three f’s: feminism, food, fads (aka memes pls don’t laugh ok...actually pls do). @adotham is bae


 

You Know Who I am @ladyangelica: Angelica Fuckin’ Schuyler. #EqualPay2020 #Washington2016


 

 

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

             Met @adotham today! #ilovemyjob

 

John McClane Jr. @JakeyPee

             @amysantiago1 you know how to use twitter?

 

Amy

Can you please not tweet things like that to me? I’m trying to develop an online presence.

Joke Peralta

No probs bud. Next time I tweet something I’ll send it to u first.

Amy

Thanks, I’d appreciate that.

Joke Peralta

Dude, I was kidding. U have 14 followers, what r u worried ab lol?

Amy

I just tagged Alexander Hamilton. Someone important, like Alexander Hamilton, might see it.

Joke Peralta

Dude probs gets thousands of things tweeted at him.
What happened anyway? Rosa says something ab an armed robbery?

Amy

Yes! It was so exciting. They’d come up to him while he was touring through Brooklyn and he tried to fight them rather than just hand over his wallet. There were five of them, so needless to say, they overpowered him pretty easily and took all his stuff.

Joke Peralta

Not surprised tbh.
Didn’t he once challenge the entire D-R party to a duel?

Amy

After he got hit in the head during a rather spirited congress debate, but yes.

Joke Peralta

U no it’s a little weird ur acting so happy after a guy got his wallet stolen

Amy

I’m excited because I get to serve the people! And because, due to my diligence and skill, will catch these guys probably and restore Hamilton to where he was before the activity took place.

Joke Peralta

Sure sure

Amy

I just realised that your name in my phone is ‘Joke Peralta’.

Joke Peralta

U ever in ur life let Gina touch ur phone?

Amy

She needed to call her mom yesterday.

Joke Peralta

Check ur outgoing calls. If there r any international calls, Gina’s bank account is on the app on my phone. I’ll send u the money.

Amy

Two calls to Beijing.

(altered) Jake Peralta

On it lol

 

A. HAM @adotham

              truth is out:was robbed yesterday. Authorities r looking into it. Read about the connection b/w crime & @tjeffer s dismal minimum wage plan

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              id read this article but it's over 10,000 words long lol

            @adotham truth is out:was robbed yesterday. Authorities r looking into it. Read about the connection b/w crime & @tjeffer s dismal minimum wage plan

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

            @jakeypee no you wouldn’t.

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

            @amysantiago ur right lol

 

E X Q U I S I T E @theginaarea

            @jakeypee stop using lol!!!! Have I taught u nothing!!!!

 

Rosa Diaz

How’s the Hamilton case going?

Amy

Pretty good. We found his empty wallet, no partials but there are some witnesses of a similar robbery downtown that match @adotham’s description almost exactly.

Rosa Diaz

You…you know you can’t tag people when you’re texting, right?

Amy

Oh, sorry, habit I guess

Rosa Diaz

You don’t tweet that much.

Amy

Sure I do. I’ve been tweeting a lot about Washingtons campaign. #Washington2016

Rosa Diaz

You did that on purpose.

Amy

It was an embellishment.

Rosa Diaz

I just checked. You have 17 followers and 15 tweets.
10 of them are about Charles’s email blast.

Amy

I may…I may type them and not send them.

Rosa Diaz

We are so getting you to drunk tweet after you close your next case.

Amy

Sounds fun!

Rosa Diaz

You hate this.

Amy

I hate this so much.

 

A. HAM @adotham

            can we please talk about this fucking asshole's racist comments in his latest speech? @tjeffer NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW

 

Amy. S @amysantiago1

              @adotham can we please talk about this fucking asshole's racist comments in his latest speech? @tjeffer NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW

            .@adotham Oh no…what happened?

 

A. HAM @adotham

            @amysantiago1 supported founding fathers slave usage. Called it ‘instrumental’ for our nation’s success

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

            @adotham So antiquated…I almost prefer @realDonaldTrump

 

A. HAM @adotham

             @amysantiago1 god, don’t say that. Two slimy racist fucks and people wonder why I want to fight everyone

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @amysantiago1 @adotham holy crap! Ames! Are you dying!

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @jakeypee @amysantiago1 who are you? Dying????

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @adotham @amysantiago1 of excitement! Ur her hero! Im so proud! Im amy’s boss

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham @jakeypee he’s not my boss.

 

Amy

Jake, do you have to ruin everything?

WHY DID YOU CHANGE HIS THINGY? U SUCK LOL

I just wanted to celebrate this w u! Aren’t u pumped af? Hamilton almost nos who u r!

Amy

Well, he certainly knows who you are.

(Altered) Jake Peralta

:( Don’t be petty. Just cos im his fav.

Amy

Do you even know who he is?

Jake Peralta

I no he has a fkn great account and that he hates fkn Thomas Jeffords so idrc

Amy

JEFFERSON. I’m telling Terry.

Jake Peralta

Whatevs 

 

A. HAM @adotham

             SHARED, the @theOnion: Sights of Co-workers Stupid Fucking Faces Endured yet Again

             Is this not me @tjeffer

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @adotham is this not me @tjeffer

              @adotham @amysantiago1 see u don’t even hv to no his politics to like him

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham @jakeypee You’re making this resonate with me right now, Jake.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 @jakeypee no matter how bad u hv it at least u never hv to no what @jmadison looks like up close #dermatologistsLOVEhim

 A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 ur name is familiar...R u Amy Santiago as in Det. Santiago?

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

             Yes! I am! The case is going quite well! The NYPD hope you’ve been safe since you left Brooklyn!

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @amysantiago1 Yes! I am! The case is going quite well! The NYPD hope you’ve been safe since you left Brooklyn!

             Thoughts?

             POLL (234 votes):

             This is excruciatingly painful:     45%

             Needs more of  !!!!!                     55%

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 feeling pretty pissed off that I lost the receipt that proved @turtles_laurens owes me $20, but other than that all g

 

I’M JOHN LAURENS @turtles_laurens

              @adotham not true. Not true AT ALL.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @turtles_laurens those Sam Adams didn’t drink themselves, dickhead

 

I’M JOHN LAURENS @turtles_laurens

              @adotham oh ho, big boy, you’re on. #fightingorfliriting? #lams

 

A. Burr @futuremrtheodosia

              @turtles_laurens @adotham You are both high ranking officials. Maybe you should act like it?

 

Lancelot @marquislafayette

              @futuremrtheodosia u r the worst, burr

             

Charles Boyle

Hey Amy! Sent around another blast this afternoon. Guido’s is definitely on the rise! Good call! How’s the Hamilton case going?

Amy

Good! We have three suspects. Some of the uniforms and I are checking out two of the guys tomorrow, and we have one of the three in the interrogation room right now. Staying all night to try and get an admission of guilt. Cop life!

Charles Boyle

That sucks! :(. Need any help?

Amy

I’m ok, thanks Charles!

 

NYPD @NYPD

              Thank you for all your concern. @adotham ‘s case is progressing quickly and we are pursuing several promising leads.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @NYPD Thank you for all your concern. @adotham ‘s case is progressing quickly and we are pursuing several promising leads.

              @amysantiago1 can u confirm?

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham haha. Yep, it’s been going pretty well. If you’re concerned, my work number is accessible in the files we forwarded to you.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 tweeting is more fun tho. I don’t even want the money back. Can we get #laurensgiveham20 trending pls

 

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@adotham now follows @jakeypee and @amysantiago1

 

POP SUGAR @popsugar

              @adotham and orphanage advocate @betsyschuyler seen sharing kisses during secret rendezvous. #WashingTONGUE2016

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

@popsugar @adotham and orphanage advocate @betsyschuyler seen sharing kisses during secret rendezvous. #WashingTONGUE2016

@amysantiago1 r u devastated ur boyfriend is cheating on u

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @jakeypee this isn’t funny. We’ve met like two times. I love @betsyschuyler, shes so cool.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 if u solve the case ill consider taking u back. Sorry @betsyschuyler

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

              @adotham @amysantiago1 I mean im helpless against that sort of love

 

You Know Who I am @ladyangelica

              Who tf is @amysantiago1?? @adotham @betsyschuyler what case? I was off the internet for ONE WEEK

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

              Alex got robbed. @ladyangelica. @amysantiago1 is the lead detective on the case.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @ladyangelica u moved to London not the moon why did ur internet take so long to set up? Did u get @tjeffer to help u or

 

You know Who I Am @ladyangelica

              @adotham You were mugged!!!??? No, it took a week not a month. I wanted fast wifi, still not satisfied.

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

              @adotham tried to fight them @ladyangelica u should have seen the tabloids. I have three headlines framed.

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @ladyangelica @betsyschuyler @adotham I’m going to go ahead and discourage anyone from fighting their assailants.

(@adotham @betsyschuyler @thewittestchuyler retweeted)

 

THE QUEEN (GINA)

HEY AMES!!!! Hows the ham case going?

Amy

You probably shouldn’t call him that. And quite well. We have one guy who looks the most promising in today. We’ve filed for a warrant to search his house. It’s slowed down these last couple of days, as is expected.

(Altered) Gina Linetti

Can u not use proper punctuation in txting pls it makes erryone super uncomf

Amy

If someone from the past century read that, they wouldn’t understand it.

Gina Linetti

So????

Amy

We think we’ve found some partials on a case that we think has the same people as Hamilton’s. Nothing confirmed yet.

Gina Linetti

I’m allowed to like leak this right

Amy

Absolutely not.
Also, you know this is the first you’ve texted me in a year?

Gina Linetti

Fiiiiiiiiiiine.
And yeah, I do lmao.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              Jesus this is a joke. @WashingtonOfficial is dominating this. #Debate #Washington2016

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @samuelseabury #Washington2016 is a joke. His candidacy is a joke. #Windsor2016 to rescue this nation from the corrupted liberals

              @adotham I was gonna take this but u prolly should lol

 

E X Q U I S I T E @theginaarena

              @jakeypee ‘LOL’???!!!! IS IT 2014?????

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @jakeypee @samuelseabury oh look another fuckin loyalist who thinks he knows his ass from his face

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @samuelseabury you literally remind me of my dog. I’ve been reading ur other tweets…man, ok, let’s go (1/45)

A. HAM @adotham

              @samuelseabury not to mention, the principles of democracy are held by the ideals of liberalism; the poor make up most of the population (34/45)

A. HAM @adotham

              @samuelseabury and so to conclude, fuck you, your friends and your conservative asshole (45/45)

 

Charles Boyle @doodiefoodie

              @adotham @samuelseabury and so to conclude, fuck you and your friends and your own enlarged conservative asshole (45/45)

              @amysantiago1 I am genuinely surprised that he lost that fight way back when

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @doodiefoodie so am I. Were you having an off day @adotham ?

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 writing is easy, my friend. Fighting is harder.

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @adotham #ifhamiltoncanwrite45tweets is trending lol

 

E X Q U I S I T E @theginaarena

              @jakeypee !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE ‘LOL’!!!!!!

 

@adotham retweeted:

Conrad J. @dickhandnotheadlol

              @adotham #ifhamiltoncanwrite45tweets @tjeffer can resign from congress and impose a self-exile

Josie TWEETS STUFF @33bottlesonthewall

              #ifhamiltoncanwrite45tweets @jmadison and @tjeffer can finally admit their feelings for each other

I’M JOHN LAURENS @turtles_Laurens

              @adotham #ifhamiltoncanwrite45tweets he can get over the $20 thing

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham #ifhamiltoncanwrite45tweets I can catch the guys who mugged him lol

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @amysantiago1 @adotham #ifhamiltoncanwrite45tweets I can catch the guys who mugged him lol

              @amysantiago r u drunk tweeting rn pls say yes

 

Rosa @rosarosa

              @amysantiago @jakeypee @adotham yes she is and it’s the worst-best thing ever

 

Jake Peralta

How r u feeling? U drunk animal u!

Amy

Terrible. I embarrassed myself in front of the world. I would delete the tweet, but Rosa changed my password and won’t tell me it until I’ve sworn I won’t delete.

Jake Peralta

U got heaps of followers tho!
And its probably already screenshotted and on tumblr or smth rn anyway

Amy

Was that supposed to make me feel better?

Jake Peralta

No lol.

Amy

Gina will kill you if she sees you’re using ‘lol’.

Jake Peralta

She just came and smacked me on the back of the head. I didn’t even no she was in my house.

Amy

The case is going pretty well though. We got the guy to rights on the second mugging we think is connected. We’ll get a confession pretty soon.

Jake Peralta

Want me to scare him for you? I memorised Hamilton’s tweets against the Samuel guy

Amy

Why did you do that? What could have possibly benefited from you doing that?

Jake Peralta

It was either that or paperwork

Amy

I will never understand you.

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              Speaking as someone who comes from a family of immigrants, @tjeffer has completely insulted me.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 I feel u girl. @tjeffer is way out of line #whatelseisnew

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

              @amysantiago1 @adotham I just thought u should see this buzzfeed.com/linmanuel/our-fave-twitter-tbph?utm_term=.fw7mW2a90….ur NUMBER 5

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @betsyschuyler @amysantiago1 so we’re officially buzzfeed’s fifth fave twitter friendship of all time. Im so proud.

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham this is the greatest moment…greatest achievement of my life.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @amysantiago1 did I detect a hint of sarcasm?

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham absolutely not

 

A. HAM @adotham

              That’s it. @betsyschuyler pack ur things. We’re going to new York so I can fight @amysantiago1

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

              @adotham Sure thing, dear.

 

Amy

I’m glad you came to New York. Though I am also glad we didn’t end up fighting. It wouldn’t have ended very well for you.

Alex Hamilton

We did fight. In Washington, giving someone your number is the same thing as fighting. It’s all mind games.

Amy

Eliza keeps texting me links to various buzzfeed articles with you or I mentioned.

Alex Hamilton

Has she been texting you a lot?

Amy

Three so far. That’s pretty significant right?

Alex Hamilton

Oh yeah. You know you’ve made it when you’re in buzzfeed.

Amy

I’m actually pretty blown away.

Alex Hamilton

Ah, well, I’m never satisfied.

Amy

That seems exhausting.

Alex Hamilton

Well, I guess it kind of is. You’ve never met a bastard orphan more in need of a break.

Amy

You’re a bastard and an orphan?

Alex Hamilton

Guilty on all counts. Immigrant, born to an unwed couple, my father left, raised by a single mother, liberal….im like those southern motherfucking democratic-republicans worst nightmare.
How’s the case going, by the way?

Amy

Pretty well. We’ve got some solid suspects. If they don’t confess, then we’ll have to get you back in to identify them. But they’ll confess.

Alex Hamilton

How can you tell?

Amy

I’ve been in the game for a long time. I know what to look for.

Alex Hamilton

When you’re finished you should bring the gang up to DC. Meet Thomas Jefferson in the flesh. Join in with my angry yelling every time he says something. Eat take-out and watch Fox news and yell angrily a little bit more. Fight someone important, piss off Washington. It’ll be heaps of fun.
Meet Laurens, Mulligan, Lafayette and Burr if he isn’t in one of his moods.

Amy

Well, I’d love to. The others were planning a group trip to the Hampdens, I think Gina’s psychic has a house we could borrow? But I’m sure I can convince them. You should probably be warned that Rosa WILL punch Jefferson, if she can.

Alex Hamilton

Noted

Amy

Will you pass it on to his security?

Alex Hamilton

Absolutely not.

 

James Madison @jmadison

              @adotham ‘s plan  for the banks, the economy and taxation robs us blind.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @jmadison you know we’re on the same side, right???? #is2g

 

James Madison @jmadison

              @adotham clean up your act, Hamilton. You have almost exclusively targeted the south.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @jmadison things r pretty crap rn with the economy. You’d rather give it a sedative?

 

Thomas Jefferson @tjeffer

              @adotham In the south we have it made in the shade. Don’t punish us for our hard work.

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @tjeffer @jmadison u guys…..actually think….rich people…r rich….because….of…..hard work….????

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @adotham do u want me to arrest @tjeffer & @jmadison for u

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @jakeypee that would be nice :)

 

Joke Peralta (pls don’t change it!)

Hey Ames, hows the case?

Amy

We sit across from each other. Why didn’t you just ask me today?

(altered) Joke Peralta

I was busy ya no catchin bad guys, administering justice

Amy

You were tweeting Hamilton

Joke Peralta

Well you weren’t so I thought I had to step up

Amy

Well, the case is going pretty well. We have the signed confession of two of the guys, and their confirmation that the other two were part of their gang, but we’re waiting on the final confessions. If we don’t get it soon we’ll ask him to come down and identify them.

Joke Peralta

Cool cool cool etc. Is he coming down anyway?

Amy

He’s a main witness in the trial, but if we get a confession he doesn’t really need to. He probably will though.

Joke Peralta

Do u have his number?

Amy

Yeah……and Eliza’s. Why?

Joke Peralta

Can I have it pls

Amy

No, no way.

Joke Peralta

:( ur such a killjoy

Amy

Goodnight, Jake.

 

NYPD @NYPD

              Thank you for all your worry! The @adotham case has been closed and the five assailants apprehended. Read full story here

 

A. HAM @adotham

              @NYPD Thank you for all your worry! The @adotham case has been closed and the five assailants apprehended. Read full story here

              @amysantiago1 u no ur a modern American hero right

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham just doing my job :)

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @adotham can confirm @amysantiago1 just danced around the precinct when she saw ur tweet

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

              @adotham @jakeypee shut up?

 

@amysantiago1 was mentioned in six (6) tweets

I’M JOHN LAURENS @turtles_laurens

              Good solve @amysantiago1 ! Still no receipt for the 20 tho…probs cos it never existed

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

              Nice work @amysantiago1 !! #takethatcriminals

 

Lancelot @marquislafayette

              Tres bon! @amysantiago1 ! @adotham has texted me ab this case 56+ times

 

MULLIGAN @hercmull

@adotham & @amysantiago1 should start a crime fighting squad…where Amy does all the work and he fights everyone

 

S. Seabury @samuelseabury

                          Witness @adotham ‘s shocking hypocrisy with his glorification of @amysantiago1 #forshame

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

              @amysantiago1 ur like a famous cop now…ur like eliot ness or detective inspector clueso

 

Amy

We’re in the taxi now! Are you sure there’ll be enough room in your house?

Alex Hamilton

Eliza wouldn’t want me to say this, but her dad’s loaded and he gave her a loan when she graduated from Princeton big enough to buy a very decent sized house.
If you guys don’t mind sharing three rooms, it should be fine.

Amy

There are only 5 of us so that should be fine!
DC is a lot cleaner than New York.

Alex Hamilton

Um Thomas Jefferson lives here? Wanna rephrase that?

Amy

DC has the appearance of being cleaner than New York.

Alex Hamilton

Much better

 

A. HAM @adotham

                 @amysantiago1 finally told me why stopping at red lights is a good idea; the answer is death. She’s mad rn.

 

E X Q U I S I T E @theginaarena

                 @adotham and @betsyschuyler don’t have monogrammed hand towels? WHERE R MY TAXES GOING

 

A. HAM @adotham

                 @rosarosa nearly punched @tjeffer in the face today…if u heard birds singing at approximately 3:45 that’s why.

 

POP SUGAR @popsugar

                 @adotham and @betsyschuyler make it official with a diamond ring. See pics of the happy couple here!!

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

                 @popsugar @adotham and @betsyschuyler make it official with a diamond ring. See pics of the happy couple here!!

                 @amysantiago1 should I tell them or will u

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

                 Oh my god!! @popsugar I bought @betsyschuyler the ring as a thank you gift. Sorry @adotham !!

 

A. HAM @adotham

                 Its chill @amysantiago1. I was planning on popping the question anyway.

 

Eliza @betsyschuyler

                 WHAT????? @ADOTHAM @AMYSANTAIGO1 ?????????

 

Amy

Eliza is so mad you told the whole world you wanted to marry her before you told her.

Alex Hamilton

I saw an opportunity to get a hashtag trending and I took it.
#Ham4Schuyler

Amy

I’m getting coffee with her right now. She keeps standing up and sitting back down.

Alex Hamilton

What café are you at?

Amy

The one near your house. Why?
Also, did you tell Jake and Rosa to tail Jefferson?

Alex Hamilton

Cool, don’t leave.
Yeah. I got four cops living in my house I’m gonna make the most of it.

Amy

They’ll get in trouble

Alex Hamilton

They volunteered

Amy

Eliza’s insisting we go. I suggested the Lincoln Memorial? Could you be there in about 15 minutes?

Alex Hamilton

No problem! I’ve been carrying the ring around with me for the past few days so I’m all set. The Lincoln Memorial is where we met, you know.

Amy

Really?

Alex Hamilton

No, it would be a good story though.

 

NYPD @NYPD

                 The five men accused of assaulting @adotham were each served with sentences ranging from 2 to 5 years…read full story

 

A. HAM @adotham

                 Let’s look at the societal problems that cause crimes like mine. The subjugating of certain racial groups and a predominantly white police force accounts (1/35)

 

John McClane Jr. @jakeypee

                 @tjeffer can suck my ass

(retweeted by @adotham and @amysantiago1)

 

Amy S. @amysantiago1

                 Congratulations to @adotham and @betsychuyler on their union! The wedding was beautiful <3