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The Letters (the 84, Charing Cross Road remix)

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Date: Wed, Mar 27, 2002 at 7:23 AM
Subject: To Hell and back again or something like that


So, we're finally back from Quor'Toth. I almost don't want to thank you for helping us get there. That fiery hell-pit of a dimension practically ruined my complexion. We're talking about massive amounts of moisturizer being required, but Angel has Connor back so it was all worth it in the end.

Tell Giles to get stuffed. If he'd wanted you to stay in Sunnyhell, he should have gone to the wedding and made Xander go through with it. If Giles is that concerned, he can go back and run the store himself or interview Mike and confirm the kid can handle it. And before you go there, yes, I know you meant for Mike to handle the shop only while you were on your honeymoon, but you did say he knows his magic and after managing a Doublemeat Palace for six months, your shop has to be a step up for him. I think he'll be fine. He's definitely grown as a person. You should have seen that Goth loser look he sported back in high-school. Believe me, we are both grateful he's over that. He's almost cute now.

Speaking of hotties, how is tall, dark, and taciturn? Granted, he could go head-to-head against Angle in a brood-fest but get him out of those robes and into a decent outfit, and he'd be worth being seen with. Plus, apparating into Sunnyhell in your hour of need, that didn't suck.