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TEEN FORTRESS 2

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OK GUYS IM HAVIN TORBLE THINKIN UP WHAT THE STORY PLOT FOR TEEN FORTES 2 WILL BEEN BUT HEERS THE PROLOG FOR NOW.

TEEN FORTRESS 2

CHAPTER 1: MEET THE SCOT

Hi my nam is Scot an I live in Florda wif my mom an dad an my ate mad dog brothors. They are mad gos becos my dad is a dog an my mom is humon so im half so I can ran reely fast. My bros was always beetin me up an hurtin me an stuff. "Hey Scot yuo must do are homeork an yurs but well eat yurs so you get a bad grad LOL!" My bros sayd an started to pump at me.

"U GUYS ARE JUST DERKS!1!" I runned to my room an cocked the door an cried. Thins wasnt good for me an I was serios derpessed an I even thot bout maybe becomin a goth emo. No thing was happy heer, an note ven my girlfrend cold fix it. My girlfrind wsa named Katty Smithereens (U NO HOO U ARE KATTY!) but my bros killd her an defeced her corpse. (They didant get in troble becos there dogs an dogs cant get arrested). CASH BOOM BANG said the door my bros was breakin it down!

"Yur gonna die now b******!" Wulf said he was my oldest brother an the most meen. I gotted out my baseball bat that I niknamed Marrissa for some reson I didnt rember. Holdin it tite I pulled op the door an hitted Wulf on the dum head an he died. "OMFG!" My bros OMFGed at the site of the kill. They ranned off an did poops from scarred but this was not god. I WAS A murder now! I wold have to go on the run.

Wile my bros was still cryin at Wulfs kill I put my thighs into my handbag (becos its florda an everyone has a handbag there lol) an roundhose kicked the door down. "OMG HE IS ESKAPIN KILL THE MUDRE!1!1" This was my coo so I runned more faster than ever befour but a trane came. "GET HIIM!" Time was runnin out so I had to do fast an jumped over the trane an landed an ranned so more.

It was lick three weeks I ran from them an then I saw a place that was... PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL! Sum kids was talkin an saw me an one came over with a sexay austrial aksent. "Gdday you most be the new xchange student. You can call me Snipper becos I can shoot reel good lol." I nodded kinna confused at whats goin on an Sniper taked me to the other guys.

"This is the new studant hes new." The guys was a fat guy, a doktor guy, a soot man, a solder, a guy wif a mask like batman, an blak guy with guns an boms. "Were all best frends an have cool niknames they are Heevy, Ingineer, Demoan, Medik, Spy, Solder an im Sniper." A mussely guy with a hot gurl waved by at us. "Those are are friends Gabe Jonson an his girlfriend Caroloin."

"Nise to meet you all I am Scot." But they mistaked me for saying Scout so that was my new nikname! Then a guy.

"Bloody hell hoos the soddin new wanker?" He britished at me he was tall with blond hare an gasses an like nerd. "I am the Scot." I happied to him with my new nikname.

"Well my names... WHEATLY!'1'1"!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

OMG WHEETLY HOWS IT HAPPENED? FIN OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TEEN FORTOISE 2!