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Stephanie
Chambersburg,
nothing ever changes.
Each new day
like the day before.
Everyone
knows your every secret,
and they wake to say...


Burg-ites
Up yours!
Up yours!
Up yours!
Up yours!


Stephanie
There's Tasty Pastry with its rolls like always:
coffee and Boston Cremes to sell.
Where the cops all stop to eat
before they patrol the streets.
Every one of them repeats,


Carl Costanza
Morning, Bombshell !


Burg matron
Look there she goes, that girl is so peculiar.
Thinks she's a hero, can't you tell?
Why, she's always chasing crooks
and she's never learned to cook.
She's a trial to her mother, that Bombshell.


Mooner
Dougie
Mooner
Hey, Dude.
Rock on!
We're watching Jeannie.


Joyce
Vinnie
Joyce
Pay me.
No way.
I'll tell your wife.


Mary Lou

Lenny

 I need
new shoes.
They're too expensive.


Stephanie
There must be more than this whole Trenton life.


Beauty parlor lady #1

Beauty parlor lady #2


Beauty parlor lady #3
Beauty parlor ladies

 Now it's no wonder that her name's explosive.
Her cars, they never last too well.
And just look, those shoes, that vest!
So unflattering to her chest.
She is dressed unlike the rest of us,
acts different from the rest of us,
a puzzle to the rest of us, Bombshell.


Stephanie
Oh, isn't it appalling?
Everybody knows who I should be.
Fly? I'm too busy falling
short of expectations from the ones who care for me.


Joe Morelli
I've known a lot of girls, but none like this one:
impulsive, brave, sexy as hell.
And if she'd just settle down,
keep her feet upon the ground,
I know I could make her happy, my Bombshell.


Burg chick #1


Burg chick #2


Burg chick #3

Burg chick #2
Burg chicks

 Look there
he goes,
best buns in Trenton.
That grin,
that scar,
oh, he's so hot.
I've heard
his tongue --
Don't even mention!
She can't appreciate the man she's got!


Stephanie
I want much more than this whole Trenton life.


Joe
Just watch, I'm going to make Steph my wife!


Stephanie
I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere.
I want it more than I can tell.
And I know I would feel free
if someone believed in me.
I've got so much more than they can see...


Burg-ites
Look, there she goes, she's ill-prepared, but lucky.
She'll catch her man as time will tell.
And we'll watch her run, perplexed
from one crisis to the next.
'Cause she really is a charming girl,
a beauty, but a scary girl,
she really is a funny girl, Bombshell !