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@USTreasury
Have a question for the Treasury Secretary? He'll be answering them starting at 10|9c @AHamOfficial. Use #AskHamilton in your tweet!

@TJeffOfficial
Ohhh boy. #disgonbgud #askhamilton http://38.media.tumblr.com/c6a...
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@AHamOfficial
@TJeffOfficial Watch you don't choke, Thomas.
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@TJeffOfficial
@AHamOfficial Funny, I was about to say the same thing to you.

@AHamOfficial
.@virginia354 I have nothing against the Vice President that his politics and personality don't make self-explanatory. #AskHamilton

@AHamOfficial
FALSE, but I don't have space in this tweet to explain. RT @jmads51 the power u gave the banks caused the recession, t/f? #askhamilton #true
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial @jmads51 Actually, it'll bug me if I don't. The recession was caused by the banks, yes, but if you actually look at the (1/20?)
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@AHamOfficial @jmads51 @gaymerg8r13 @SusanSmith5 @parksandrecnbc I find the comparison to Ben Wyatt flattering, actually.

@AHamOfficial
No, that doesn't mean I write Star Trek fanfiction. #AskHamilton
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial I could, though. It can't be that hard.
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial "Mr Spock!" the golden haired captain gasped. "What... is HAPPENING to you?" "Pon far, Captain," the half-Vulcan whispered.
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial About two-thirds of twitter has informed me that the correct spelling is Pon Farr. My bad.
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial A lot of you had something to say about epithets, too? Talk to me again when you've founded a newspaper. #justsaying

@angelicaaaaa
Oh god. @elizaaaaa, do something about your husband.
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@elizaaaaa
@angelicaaaaa i'm trying! i stole his phone but now he's on the computer twitter.
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@angelicaaaaa
@elizaaaaa Turn off the house wifi, it's the only way

@AHamOfficial
.@ABurrOfficial You have NO IDEA what you're talking about, Burr. Maybe if you spent more time developing opinions of your own instead of
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial @ABurrOfficial going along with whatever opinion's popular enough to get you elected to whatever office you want to hold TODAY
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial @ABurrOfficial blocking me isn't going to do you any good

@elizaaaaa
@angelicaaaaa i did it, but now he's on philip's phone!
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@angelicaaaaa
@elizaaaaa ...isn't Philip, like, four?
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@elizaaaaa
@angelicaaaaa he's very advanced for his age
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@elizaaaaa
@angelicaaaaa but we're not letting him get twitter until he's ten, alexander must have installed the app just now
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@AHamOfficial
@elizaaaaa @angelicaaaaa You do remember that I follow both of you, right? I could see you plotting against me this whole time.
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@laurensSC
You know @AHamOfficial, when you've got @elizaaaaa AND @angelicaaaaa plotting against you, maybe you need to rethink things.
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@elizaaaaa
@laurensSC @AHamOfficial @angelicaaaaa thank you, john.

@AHamOfficial
@laurensSC can bite me.
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@laurensSC
@AHamOfficial you should be so lucky

@USTreasury
Okay, we're going to go ahead and cut #AskHamilton a little short. Thanks for all your questions!
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@AHamOfficial
.@USTreasury But I haven't even gotten to the questions about the woman going on the new ten dollar bill yet!

@GeorgeWashington
@AHamOfficial, I think that's enough.
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@AHamOfficial
@GeorgeWashington Sorry, sir.
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@GeorgeWashington
@AHamOfficial I'm not the president anymore, son, you don't have to call me sir.
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@AHamOfficial
@GeorgeWashington Sorry, sir.
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@AHamOfficial
@AHamOfficial @GeorgeWashington Ack! Old habits, sorry again.

@AHamOfficial
#harriettubmanhasmyvote #justfyi