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12 Sep 2012
In which various people, starting with Tony Stark, tell Erik what will happen if he makes his new boyfreind unhappy.
This is a modern times AU with a very fuzzy timeline, set in a lighter, fluffier universe, the kind where Loki assaults SHIELD with tribbles, sex changes and deadly attack wombats.
Most people know mutant haters are crazy bigots, all evil beings have attended the Star Wars Storm Trooper Sharp Shooting Academy, and no one really dies.
Moderate outbreaks of crack.
Oh God I'm so sorry.