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- stiles wateven
- derejffkhsddsfuh$#$#@adsfuoaAKHUISADO%$%#YGAGIAUDSJankuidasiygUO7654#@$
- wat do u mean
- scotdaafe8h9rwy4843#$$ VRTeb&^&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
- r u in trouble?
- nOOOOiu78t087TiuiUI87T/rs%e$t%^
- stiles wat is happenin im comin over
- he kaiusdafe6fenofo8y9r89uisssrgydjndfed meeneae7
- WAT?1? is dis sum kind of cod r u in danger
- no omg
- then?!?!
- Derekfjkuhafdsuiasfuis34 jijiwerajkryw89743
- did he hurt u shud i wuff out
- …no thanks scott
- Den?!?!?!?!!111?!!!!?!?
- he
- stiles im halfway 2 ur hse im runnin & my claus r out
- NO OMG DON’T! TURN BACK
- its ok man I kno u want 2 keep me saf bt u r my bff 5eva I gotta keep u saf
- wait how are you texting your claws are out
- my fon’s screen is all scratched
- oh god. Look listen I’m fine and you need to turn back now if you’re coming to my window I really don’t think you should you might well nvm TURN BACK
- im outside!!!!! im comin stiles!!!!111!!!
- ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!1111!!! STILES!!!1!11!!!!
- MY EYES!!!!1!!!!!1111!!!!
- I FELL IN2 UR BUSHES@!@!!!!!!!
- I TOLD you
- U sed u wer in DANGER!!!!!!! Dat was NOT danger!!!!!!
- I never said that, I was keyboard smashing because he KISSED me
- OH GOD DUN RMEIND ME MY EYES!!!1!1!1!!!
- Are you ok btw
- Y DUN U COME DOWN AND SEE
- BT DUN BRING DEREK
- I CANT LUK AT DEREK
- EVR AGN
- Scott this is why you should read my texts
- READIN UR TEXTS IS WAT GOT ME IN2 DIS
- IM DELETIN UR NUMBR STILES
- MY EYES
- Well you look okay
- HOW WUD U KNO MAN UR LOOKIN FROM UR WINDOW I HAF MASSIF INTERNEL INJURIES
- You’re crouched in a ball scraping at your eyes I think you’re fine if your eyes are the only problem
- I H8 U
- WERE NO MOR BFFS 5eva
- Sorry?
- YS U SHUD B
- Well. Glad we avoided the massively awkward I’m-dating-the-Alpha-werewolf-who-wants-you-in-his-pack talk.
- SO MUCH H8
- HW LONG DIS BEEN GOIN ON
- Er approximately 7 minutes
- …. H8 u muchly
- me & Allison no longer ur frens
- is it because it’s Derek, or because of the way you found out?
- BCOS OF HW I FOUND OUT U IDIT
- I MEN DEREK IS… WELL I THOT U LYKD LYDIA
- BT I MEAN MAN IDRC
- UR MY BFF 5EVA
- AS LONG AS UR HAPI I GESS
- & HE DOESN’T HRT U
- OMFG
- IS HE HURTIN U
- IS HE HOLDIN U HOSTAGE OR STH
- DO U HAF TO SUBMIT 2 HIS KINKY DEMANDS
- TELL ME STILES
- MY CLAUS R OUT AGN
- No, Scott, strangely enough, I am not being forced to ‘submit to his kinky demands’, this is entirely of my own free will
- And no, he doesn’t hurt me
- In fact, he makes me- happy.
- It’s weird.
- But nice.
- Idk.
- I can’t stop smiling.
- WLL DEN
- DATS OK I GESS
- I TINK ILL GET UP FRM BUSHES NW
- That’s nice, buddy
- Wanna come inside?
- NOTHX
- NVR AGN AM I LUKIN AT DEREK
- SCARRD FR LYFE
- STILL H8 U FR DIS IMAGE
- You still love me, you know that
- Not as much as he loves me
- you saw how much he loves me, Scott
- I H8 U DEREK
- NW I RLY DUN WANNA JOIN UR SUPER SEKRT WUFFPAK
- MY EYES
- U WILL PAY FR MY LAZER EYE SERGERY
- Isn’t that to improve your eyesight?
- RLY
- I THOT IT WAS 2 REMOV IMAGES FRM HEADS
- WOOPS
- THESE BUSHES RTHR COMFURTABL
- I TINK ILL STAY HUR FR A WYLE
- & SLEEP
- I HAD A LOT OF EKSITEMENT 2DAY
- Alright, buddy
- And listen
- I… thank you for being cool about this
- About Derek, and everything
- That means a lot to me, okay?
- Sorry about your eyes
- Are you asleep now?
- I’m going to bring you a blanket
- And tell Allison where you’ve gone
- she’s been texting me and asking if I’m okay
- you apparently left her to go rescue me
- you’re my best friend, you know that
- 5eva