Jayne nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound of the crazy girl. "Gorram it! Don't be all quietlike! Scare a body half to death."
River looked down, abashed. "Just wished you to have a happy but outdated religiously significant day."
He frowned. "Huh?"
River shook her head and reached into her pocket. She withdrew a handful of colorful candies and dropped them on the table. "Robin's eggs."
Jayne picked one up and stared at it. "You didn't poison 'em or nothing, did you?"
Grinning wickedly, she said, "Even if I did, 'tis the season for resurrection."