"Ouch!" cried Vala, rubbing her elbow. "No fair."
"YOU jabbed ME, and now you're crying foul?" Daniel snapped, rubbing his side. "Serves you right. Besides, it's just your funny bone."
"Nothing funny about a hacking sack in the eye."
"It was YOUR idea to do this indoors. And it's HACKY sack, by the way."
"You know, we could just have sex instead."
Daniel narrowed his eyes, grabbed her by the waist, lifted her arm, and placed a light kiss on her elbow.
Vala gasped; in the instant she inhaled, Daniel covered her mouth with his. She forgot about her elbow.