Every Monday the student body president read out the morning announcements for the week. Such was the responsibility of John Egbert, student body senior president and newly turned eighteen year old. Like every Monday, the freshly printed bulletin was laid down on his desk for him. All he needed to do was wait until the strike of eight on the clock for when classes began, then turn on the intercom microphone on his desk that hooked up to every classroom on campus and read aloud all the news like he enjoyed it.
Thing was, it was pretty hard to fulfill that duty when two of his best friends just wouldn't let life be easy for him and forced him to talk to the entire campus in the middle of birthday sex.