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Anonymous: If you hurt Neal, I will hurt you.
T. Lincecum: Who is this?
Anonymous: Peter Burke.
T. Lincecum: How did you get my number?
Peter Burke: Checked Neal’s phone.
T. Lincecum: That’s an invasion of privacy gman.
Peter Burke: I’m not your enemy.
T. Lincecum: It’s your fault he’s stuck in New York. You’re not my friend.
Peter Burke: Neal put himself in this situation. I’m the only reason he’s not in prison instead.
Peter Burke: If Neal being in New York is such an issue, why are you with him?
T. Lincecum: I love him you fucking idiot.
Peter Burke: Language. But that’s the right answer.
T. Lincecum: You’re a Yankees fan, your opinion means nothing.
Peter Burke: Harsh.
T. Lincecum: Truth hurts.
Peter Burke: Nice job against the mets.
T. Lincecum: Fuck off.
Peter Burke: Keep an eye on your mail, my wife’s sending you cookies.