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Much Ado About Divorce by Luminous_Bluebell
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2012
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"Oh, do take your squabbles elsewhere. You, ma'am" he pointed to the harpy with the dishwater blonde hair "need to stop being so defensive as a manner of hiding your guilt at sleeping with a PE teacher while you should have been reconciling with your husband." He marked the look of surprise on her face, and noted the clenched jaw of the man. So he didn't know? How interesting. "Oh, don't look so shocked. The fact that you absolutely reek of sports deodorant that does not match that of your husband's and you do not have the build of an athlete, plus the fact that your wedding ring is looking a bit uncared for gave you away from the off. At least your husband has the good sense to wait until he knows this is a failed endeavor to go gallivanting with interested romantic prospects. Oh, don't look at me like that, Inspector. Yes, I know that the long hours you put in at work are not just spent on work. You have a consort."
In which Sherlock plays Jeremy Kyle and speeds up the decaying process of a marriage that was already a lost cause.