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(underage is because they're like sixteen or seventeen, you don't have to read vacation to understand this)
You are Dave Strider, and you are pretty sure you’re about to be embarrassed as fuck.
Because you are in a relatively warm, shallow pool with your mer boyfriend (“there is no fucking way I am doing it in cold salt water” “well there’s no fucking way I’m doing it on dry land!”) and you are about to figure out sex things.
And you don’t know shit about his anatomy.
And he barely knows shit about yours.