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“Howzit, brah?”
“Danny’s ignoring me.”
“I’m not ignoring you. I’m trying to be adult here, put it behind us and be professional.”
“What happened to you two?”
“Danny dumped me.”
“Only you could make this look like you were the one who was wronged.”
“Get your finger out of my face.”
“You wanna do this again.”
“What happened?”
“Detective Williams changed the terms of our relationship. Decided we were mutually exclusive.”
“WE WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER! To normal people that means SOMETHING!”
“Wait, you cheated on Danny?”
“I DIDN’T CHEAT!”
“We never said exclusive.”
“Danny, brah, I never expected…”
“Me either.”