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“What?”

“You fell.”

“That’s it? I fell? He caught me?”

“Yep. You refused to stand after. Said your hero would carry you.”

“And you let me go with him?”

“Dude, you weren’t roofied. You were alternately clinging to that bottle and Bob like a limpet. Stroking his arms, over-laughing at all his jokes. Your hands wandered under the table. Definitely. Not. Non-con.”

“There is no way-“

“There’s video, and blackmail plans.”

“I didn’t-“

“You did. I got a text OMG SO big. CAN’T WAIT!”

“no”

“Man up, stop whispering in the bathroom, and go climb back in bed with him.”