"What's this?" Blair asked waiving an honest to god police citation around.
"You're the one holding it."
"It's a citation for wearing too much plaid flannel," he answered. "I don't wear that much flannel," he protested.
"I don't know Chief. You do wear a lot of it," Jim pointed out.
"I do not!" Blair stated indigently. "I want to know who the wiseass was that did this," he added looking around as everyone in the bullpen was suddenly very busy.