Leave a Message

by luridCavum

Summary:

I have no excuse for this.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Beeeeep.

“Oh hey, it’s Dave. I’m sorry I killed your wife, but she was getting in the way of our love. Okay, John, call me when you can.”

Notes:

I uh.
Yeah.
We had to make a parody of something and...
I just kind of shit out this beauty.
Feel free to kick me out of the fandom now.
But you know what? I don't need to justify this to anyone.