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    “Your robes are…red,” Hermione finally said, strangely accusing.

    “Burgundy!” Severus protested. Red was tacky. Burgundy, however, had class.

    “And what did you do to your hair?” she asked in horrified fascination.

    Snape’s hand rose to his scalp.

    “Nothing! What is wrong with you? I just washed it and blow-dried it like every morning…”

    “Ah, I see.” She nodded and stepped back. “Alternate dimension. It must be.”

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