This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
The first sentence written for a Bulwer-Lytton type of kinkmeme prompt. Then people asked for the fic that would follow such a sentence.
The original warnings read: tentacles, non-con, mpreg (of sorts), OFC (own female cephalopod), bestiality (see previous), het (see OFC), sex pollen, flashback, medical impossibilities, creatures just as realistic as some of the ones in canon, characters just as consistent as the ones seen in canon