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I took a bit of liberty with the title of a song Tom likes.
IF you read the fic, you will see how the title can actually be understood as "Star Ships (Himself with all sorts of weird stuff and off-limits gods)".
Tom gets up to some online mischief.
Disclaimer: This is fiction and it is not meant to offend anyone.